ONLY CHILD

I'M AN ONLY CHILD.

I’d always thought my (older) pal Lesley would be my pensioner role model.

But she’s still working as if her life depended on it – like PARKINSON.

My bloke (Kev) is a toy boy – so he can’t retire. My other mates are a bit too young.

SO I’M ON MY OWN!
Which is great as I can go back to being a kid. Sitting in my room or ‘office’ fiddling with the computer, drawing, messing about, reading, staring at the wall.

And no one can tell me what to do.

Julie Birchill thinks being an only child is the best.

What do you think?

KAZ

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