RULES for YOUNG PENSIONERS

RULES FOR YOUNG PENSIONERS (PART 1)

DO:
Eat low fat food ...... forget Atkins he’s dead!!

Use a magnifying mirror when applying mascara

Use the library – free books, videos, DVDs, internet (save on heating too)

Drink wine

Go places – bus pass, railcard, what’s the excuse?

Talk with young people whether they want to or not

Learn how to say NO.
You are a free spirit and can do exactly what you want.

Play Freecell - it’s fun and good for the bowels (don’t ask!)

DON’T:
Bang on and on about the sixties

Wear a hat when driving

Wear your glasses on a string round your neck

Carry a shopping bag (is Roy your role model?)

Drink before noon