KAZ on the COUCH
Kaz: Hi Doc - I’ve read in my Berliner format daily newspaper that being single is very good for women. They are slimmer, fitter and have a better social life.
Doktor Blogwurtz: So?
Kaz: Well I’d like to be slim, fit and receive dinner invitations to Alderley Edge .
Dr B: But you are slim and fit.
Kaz: Thanks - but what other advantages are there to being single? You see Kev’s decided to stay in Spain until November and I’m here in Manchester leading the single life. Perhaps I should buy a sat-nav.
Dr B: Du bist wohl nicht recht gescheit. So - why aren’t you in Spain with him?
Kaz: Well (as I explained during a previous session) I get bored and Kev gets drunk! Oh and non sprechen Deutsche
Dr B: How long have you and Kev been together?
Kaz: It’s a bit complicated. We got together in 1983. Eventually we moved into a big house together. This lasted for 9 years then we split. Compared to this split, Heather and Macca’s was very friendly.
Dr B: And then …?
Kaz: We drifted back together(ish) and in 1999 I moved into my ground floor white cube.
To my surprise Kev moved into the flat upstairs.
Ah - So it was just like that 1970’s series starring Gordon Jackson.
Kaz: Yes…you mean ‘The Professionals’.
Dr B: Sich auf dem Boden kugeln und in den Teppich beißen vor Lachen
Kaz: I DO NOT SPEAK BLOODY GERMAN! Tell me what I should do.
Dr B: Time’s up see you next week!
KAZ
posted by KAZ at 8:28 am
14 Comments:
This German Proctologist isn't really much use is he?
Have you ruled out both getting drunk? Seems to work for Mr P and Mrs Rine.
After all, was it you or Alan Bennett who said "You were my first Kevin".
And remember, Lederhosen braucht keine bugelfalten.
Why waste money on proctologists you can't understand, when you probably know quite well what you should do; whether that is what you want to do is another matter.
(Verification is tsztaps - does that help? Thought not.)
Can't think of anything profound to say about this other than; Ahhh the whirlygig of life, or, fact is stranger than bollocks...hope thats how you spell it.
Murph: NO - this Doktor is supposed to deal with the ‘other end’ - The scatty part rather than the scatological!
And I DON’T SPEAK BLOODY GERMAN!
Stitchwort: Don’t worry it’ll take more than Doktor Blogwurtz to separate me from my dosh. He’s a sort of pseudonym for ‘bloggers’.
They’ll give free advice and I can just feel free to ignore it ... or maybe not
Dave: You got bollocks right - not so sure about Whirlygig.
thanks Kaz, another good read, that's the thing about advice, take what you need...
Far be it from me to suggest an affair.
What ever you do do the thing that makes Kaz happiest. Live is too short so be happy.
that's my philosophy
Upstairs Dowstairs!
It's taken me an hour to work that out. My mate said it was Man About the House, but he's still got a crush on Yootha Joyce (don't ask) so he was bound to say that.
Dellab: That’s good advice about advice.
mj: Affair? Absolutely YES.
Let’s hope I can still ‘cut the mustard’.
Whatever that means!
Pete: Great philosophy. At present I’m loving the single life.
We’ll see what happens when Kev returns.
Gary: Ever thought of going on University Challenge?
Yoo don’t get many Yoothas do you?
Yoo certainly don’t get many blokes with a crush on Yootha Joyce.
How very Modern all this is!
Alderley Edge? I was born down the road from there.
Start afresh, then learn German.
Hi Lubin - I didn’t recognise the ‘new you’ with ‘tache.
As I wrote this for my blog, I think we should call it ‘post’ Modern.
Heather: So you were there before the Beckhams and all the other millionaires.
Perhaps I should learn Spanish! Eh?
Hola!
Yep,learn Spanish. It's easier than english!
Buenos Diás Señor Tronosco:
I shall learn Spanish, dance the Flamenco and find myself a new señor.
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