Fairy Tale Ending.

Once upon a time in the marvellous city of Manchester there were four lads who joined a boy band. Except it wasn’t called a boy band in 1990

They were joined by the Artful Dodger from the country hamlet of Stoke. The Five lads became more rich and famous that anyone could possibly imagine.

At this time there was a snotty Chemistry teacher who taught in the city. She cruelly mocked her female students about their devotion to these persons - until one day she saw them on the telly and thought they were sexy dancers (well not Gary Barlow obviously).

However, the Artful Dodger didn’t do team work, so harsh words were spoken. He left and got fat, then he got thin and then he became a mega superstar.

The other four turned into sad losers.

7 years later, in a different college, the Chemistry teacher met Oliver Orange who was in her A level Chemistry class. He was good looking, charismatic and energetic. He managed to pass his exams, go to uni and get an MSc in Chemistry. Then he too became a Chemistry teacher.

He often talked about his older brother Jason who was a bit depressed. So Jason signed on at the college himself to do an 'access course'…usually filled by young mums.

A brave move for an ex superstar.

Gary Barlow pretended that he preferred his piano and his kids to a having a hit record. Howard became a deejay and Mark was on CBB.

Then someone suggested a documentary.

Then the remaining four made a comeback.

On Monday there scenes of shrieking hysteria in HMV on Market Street.

And now they are at no 1 again....I do like a happy ending
KAZ