Bath or Shower?
You’ll be wondering about my plaster.
Eventually it didn’t come off in the bath. It ended its active life on the bathmat - which seemed appropriate.
The miracle plaster survived a remarkable 82 baths - some of them in Spain. But this is a picture of my latest plaster, which came off in the bath after 4 days.
It was applied to my arm by a vampire at the dental hospital who had just removed an armful of my blood for ‘tests’.
Are you a bath person or a shower person?
I much prefer baths to showers. Have you ever enjoyed a glass of Sauvignon or read a book in the shower?
I have showered in hundreds of French campsites where the water always ran cold suddenly.
Oh - but there was the glorious time when I discovered a tiny hole in the wall and watched a George Clooney lookalike enjoying his shower.
.....Excuse me for a moment
KAZ
Eventually it didn’t come off in the bath. It ended its active life on the bathmat - which seemed appropriate.
The miracle plaster survived a remarkable 82 baths - some of them in Spain. But this is a picture of my latest plaster, which came off in the bath after 4 days.
It was applied to my arm by a vampire at the dental hospital who had just removed an armful of my blood for ‘tests’.
Are you a bath person or a shower person?
I much prefer baths to showers. Have you ever enjoyed a glass of Sauvignon or read a book in the shower?
I have showered in hundreds of French campsites where the water always ran cold suddenly.
Oh - but there was the glorious time when I discovered a tiny hole in the wall and watched a George Clooney lookalike enjoying his shower.
.....Excuse me for a moment
KAZ
Labels: peeping Tom, plaster, vampire
13 Comments:
The bath in my current abode is dodgy and never really clean so I shower, but when I vist the parents Its always a bath. I think in manyways its a case of the grass being greener, if I only had a bath - which is often the case then I would want a shower,
Pre work earl;y morning baths were never my favourite.
As long as I can get dirty while I'm getting clean.
Shower
Preferably, one rigged up to a combi boiler so it will never go cold.
Baths only occasionally, for aching limbs and relaxation.
I like power showers, especially ones where the heating doesn't veer between hot and cold, but a bath's preferable simply because I get to sit down and therefore be even more lazy.
A bath shared with Thierry Henry would be even better.
Mr P. tried to put me in the bath once and I did what your vampire in the mental hospital did to you.
But peeping at a Wayne Rooney lookalike? Pffft!!!!
I never feel totally clean after a shower.
Then again I wouldn't want to sit in a bath after just anybody, even if the bath had been cleaned.
So it's bath at home, shower away.
Shower away!
I'm told I bear a striking resemblance to George Clooney......well from the back anyway.
Is George Clooney Wayne Rooney's dad then?
I prefer baths as you can spend hours getting frothy with your SpongeBob SquarePants bubble bath.
Gareth:
I bet you use up all your mum’s hot water. And I bet she cleans up afterwards.
Mj:
If anyone can get dirty while getting clean ‘tis yourself.
Anx:
Relaxation and that comforting feeling of being surrounded by warm water
Betty:
Power showers are a bit scary.
As for Thierry - I think if he saw me at the other end of the bath he’d be a bit underwhelmed.
But in the words of Debbie Harry it would be my finest hour watching him shower!
Murph:
I didn’t know you spoke rhyming slang. I did not mention the words ‘mental’ or ‘Rooney’.
They let me out for the day.
Geoff:
Hmmm. I think I’m the other way round - you see some awful sights in the plugholes of showers.. (shudders)
Dave:
So if you turn round would I be disappointed or are you better looking than George?
Nora:
You know how to spoil yourself.
If George is Wayne's dad, the mother must have been doubly ugly!
Oh my god! that's "The Camomile Lawn" I was in that..as an extra, not in that scene though, that would be racy. So from me it's a bath definitely.
Heather:
Wow! a TV star visiting my blog (curtseys).
Surely you were just a toddler at the time.
Hot bath, bubbles, company, Chablis *very cold* - Perfect Friday night.
Fidel:
Sounds perfect. But I've only got Sauvignon.
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