Friday, February 23, 2007

Insemination

Last November I noted that it was essential for the girls in Tameside to be pushing buggies containing a baby. Click the pic.

Round there, babies are the new IPOD.

I also noted that there was never a man in sight.

Immaculate conception perhaps?

But last Sunday I came across a notice that might explain this sprogging epidemic.

Perhaps I’m wrong, but the door was closed so I couldn’t find out what the notice was offering.Any better ideas?


KAZ

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13 Comments:

Blogger Murph said...

Could it have been a posh Tameside crack-den Kaz? Don't get caught taking pics of it...I was worried about you down that canal last time.

11:29 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Murph: It’s so reassuring to know that you care - but I like to flirt with danger.
I’m off to the Arndale this afternoon - wish me luck.

9:36 am  
Anonymous NiC said...

Nope, can't think of any other explanation for that one.

10:08 am  
Blogger Geoff said...

Could you hear the sound of Solomon Burke emanating from the building?

2:49 pm  
Blogger Betty said...

Is it anything to do with the creation of the next generation of Scientologists, and, if so, is it where Katie Holmes was knocked up?

5:27 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

NIc - Well, I must be right then. I've even tried Google and he doesn't know.

Geoff: Scientists have recently proved that in 20 years time everyone will be related to Solomon Burke.

Betty: It makes sense.
Tom wouldn't have to do any of that messy sex thing and behind those doors no one could hear Katy scream during childbirth.

6:37 pm  
Blogger Ackworth Born said...

I could be wrong but I think it is something to do with cavity wall insulation.

Still the loos are open again in Clarendon so no more crossed-legs in Hyde.

11:05 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Gerald - You could be right. Perhaps I should venture back on a weekday and ask.
But that's no fun is it?

6:52 pm  
Blogger stitchwort said...

Ah, the Romance that is Tame-side!

Not to mention the convenience that is Hyde.

10:03 am  
Blogger Dave G said...

Don't wan't to spoil your fun Kaz but they impregnate castings to stop them leaking, although I don't know its a similar sort of thing.

12:55 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Nicely put Stitch!
But you should go to Gerald's lovely site to find the true romance of Hyde.
it’s here

Dave: You are the voice of sanity and I'm sure you are correct.
The door just has the look of a place that does some sort of manly engineering

3:56 pm  
Blogger liits said...

[from a James Herriot story] when artificial insemination was high tech, JH had bought an AI kit. It was a large rubber sleeve which one filled with water. On taking it out to use it for the first time he gave it to the farmers wife ans she went off to fill it with water. Farmers wife returns, JH attaches thing to bull, bull leaps around bellowing. After a few more attempts it is discovered that farmers wife has filled AI sleeve with boiling water from kettle!
Ignorance is bliss.

11:32 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Hello lilts:
Ouch! But at least it was sterilised.

10:03 am  

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