Friday, March 09, 2007

Damage

And talking of ‘Love at First Sight’, I watched the video (75p from Cancer reasearch) of *Damage* last week.

Synopsis - Jeremy Irons spots Juliette Binoche across a crowded room. They fall in love/lust. But - as she is his son’s fiancée - the result is *Damage* all round.

As the beautiful couple writhed around I couldn’t help wondering what Mrs. Irons (the nice but rather ordinary Sinead Cusack) made of it all.
I mean - for God’s sake - how can they do it?

Surely you can’t have simulation without stimulation.

Eh?

They should have stuck to folk singing.
KAZ

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16 Comments:

Blogger I, like the view said...

I am so glad I clicked on you

so many gorgeous thoughts and images (I'm not worrying myself too much about Mrs Irons)

if I wasn't bright and perky already this morning, reading this would have cheered me up enormously!

cheers KAZ

12:50 pm  
Blogger I, like the view said...

(the only folk singing image I've ever posted was a fully clothed Nina and Federic)

12:51 pm  
Blogger Dave G said...

Oh its just a job Kaz, get a grip I simulate all the time,just because the bits are out, it doesn't follow that said bits are fancied. God I talk shite at times.

12:59 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

Jeremy Irons? I bet he doesn't.

This is not one of Louis Malle's best, is it? I remember there being a lot of stairs.

Is that the Seekers with Lyn Paul? If so, there's nothing left to seek.

1:19 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

And is the picture on the video Tantric Sex The Sting Way (Shut Your Eyes And Think Of Someone Else)?

1:23 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

This, Kaz, is why I draw the line at folk singing.

2:07 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

Memories of Damage - too many bones! What was Mr. Malle thinking? You could practically hear the creaking.
Quite apart from this I've always had a bit of a problem with Juliet Binoche's nostrils.

Haven't those fellows got long legs?

2:37 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Hello ILtV:
Well Mrs irons and Jeremy are still together - I’m not so sure about Nina and Frederic.

Dave:
Nice to get a male view on this - so to speak.
I think we should put your theory to the test by putting you in a room with a naked Juliette Binoche.

Geoff:
No. I bet Sinead does - but not Juliette.
The son fell downstairs to his death. Jeremy ran down after him in the nude (of course).

I bet that’s what Tudi Styler does after inserting her ear plugs

MJ:
Exactly - there are so many better things to do with your clothes off.

2:37 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Hi Arabella - we synchronised(at 2.37pm our time)
I can't wait to put that video back in and inspect those nostrils.
I hated her for being so perfect.

2:48 pm  
Blogger Murph said...

At Mr P's old folk club the male members were covered up with polo necked sweaters. You couldn't sing Fairport's "Meat on the Ledge" in the buff - it wouldn't feel right!

3:06 pm  
Blogger Dave G said...

I am the man who walks with danger Kaz, remember? bring her on.

4:23 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Murph:
Thanks for ‘outing’ Mr P as a closet folkie.
Probably in those days you couldn’t buy the condoms (he probably had a cupboard at home full of bottles of Lucozade). Hence the polo neck sweaters.
Meat on the Ledge? Sounds disgusting - are you sure that wasn’t by your pal Snoop Dogg?

Dave:
Easy to say - but will you be simulating or stimulated?

9:14 pm  
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9:14 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Roses:
I sychronised with you as well (9.14)- second time today.
Thanks for the info.

9:21 pm  
Blogger Pete said...

can you put me in a room with a naked Juliette Binoche?

10:30 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Pete:
No problem as long as you don’t mind sharing with Dave.
I believe Juliette is very fond of men in ducky suits.

7:57 am  

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