HUG a Hoodie
I’m on about Dave again.But this time I bring sympathy and empathy.
I have many photos of me taken at famous places (e.g. Alhambra in Granada, Leaning tower of Pisa ..) where a passer by has completely stolen the show with a gleaming smile or long sexy legs. If I scanned and cropped I’d lose the lean or the Generalife.
Of course in Dave’s case the press weren’t inclined to ‘crop’. That girl is a real scene-stealer. I’m sure Dave would rather give her a hug than Ryan from Wythenshawe.
Now let’s be clear - Ryan did not aim a gun at Dave. He aimed his finger at Dave. After lengthy interrogation the police obtained a warrant, raided Ryan’s house and found ‘a small amount of cannabis’. Shock Horror!
I have taught lots of great young people from Wythenshawe - the massive, sprawling council estate built in the fifties and sixties.
Caroline Aherne based the Royle family there.
It’s not a bad place - but there’s absolutely nowt to do.
I imagine there’s plenty to do at Eton and Oxford, what with all the boating and debating.
But Dave still felt the need of a few spliffs.
Double standards or what?
KAZ
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posted by KAZ at 6:14 pm
15 Comments:
Hi Kaz..........I Hate Everton (spit) This blog was orginally a co-blog between Me& My Mate ,who Is a Toffee.He left to teach English in Latvia, i havnt heard from him since.I keep the tag "everton" with a sence of irony.
Im from Yorkshire but i tought in East London for 3 years..hence my love of Claret.
Yea, i agree with your comments on Green Dave
Sense!!!!! as you can tell,i dont teech nomore!
"I have many photos of me taken at famous places...where a passer by has completely stolen the show".
I'm looking forward to seeing some in future posts, Kaz!
(AlHambra is a Cinema in Withington isn't it?)
Never mind Ryan's hand pointing at Dave - it looks like his other hand is outraging public decency.
(Sorry to lower the tone, and all that)
Well ... er ... thing is Tony - I am actually an Everton supporter these days. But my first love is Blackburn Rovers.
I have a soft spot for West Ham - I always support the underdog - like Ryan.
Murph: I'll just go and get the out - takes photo collection.
Withington's long lost cinema was Cine City (locally known as Sin City). It was great for audience participation - Boo, Hiss, He's behind ya etc.
Stitch: Trust you to spot that - you bad girl.
Perhaps Dave 'turned him on'
I don't think Ryan's "re-adjusting" himself. That's just where he keeps his real shooter. As it were.
Double standards indeed but they were both feeling pricks by the look of it.
Betty:
Pity he didn’t get to use it.
Oh… Not on Dave of course.
He’s such a nice boy, everyone says so.
Midnight:
That one is very good!
I wish I’d thought of it.
The kids wouldn't be pulling faces if he wore a tie.
Open necked twat.
i don't have a great deal of sympathy for "there is nothing to do" there was bugger all to do in the 30's 40's and 50's but kids didn't act like yobs.
Be reasonable Geoff - Dave is so Green that he wouldn’t want to use up the world’s resources by owning a tie.
I believe he will attend all future engagements wearing a thong
Pete:
And here’s me thinking you were just a slip of a lad. I didn’t know you were around in the 30s.
It’s probably that they had to go down t’pit at 3 o’clock in t’mornin’.
Much less time for glue sniffing and pocket billiards.
the Mayans and the Aztecs used cocoa and nicotine, stone age man and 4th century Ethiopians used caffeine, I'm too squeaky clean to know about the history of the spliff
surely the point is that Dave is a twat
pure and simple, no rhyme or reason, no excuses, tie or no tie
personally I feel ever so sorry for him, and slightly frightened for the rest of us
I,m a glue man myself, three or four good sniffs and politics mean bugger all when ya can see out the back of yer ed.
I,m a glue man myself, three or four good sniffs and politics mean bugger all when ya can see out the back of yer ed.
*Dave the Twat* is good enough for me. I'll save my sympathy.
Oh and the 4th century Ethiopians were great - my drug of choice.
Dave: Oops too much Evostik for you.
Or was it the CnH(2n+1)OH?
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