Thursday, April 05, 2007

Grown up?

I’m going to hand my blog over to Christopher Brooker for Easter.

You may think that my rantings against the Tories are a bit ‘childish’.

In spite of the millions of reasons for hating Tories, it’s not an objective thing with me. It’s embedded in my DNA - lodged snugly in the double helix.

So imagine my delight to find this.

Makes me look almost ‘mature’

Charlie has said everything I wanted to say. He’s unashamedly childish about it and he gets paid heaps of money by the bestest newspaper in the world.


Don't forget the 'IGNOPEDIA’ entry at the bottom about the Conservative Party




Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

Thank you for that, even though it means I have nothing to write about now.

10:47 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Sorry Vicus
But you still have BORIS!

11:09 am  
Blogger Betty said...

Reading that really cheered me up. Nothing better than a bit of namecalling against a Conservative leader. The bit about tories having sex in a hotel room made me snort coffee through my nose (well, not really - I don't drink coffee, but you know what I mean).

1:14 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

I'm not so sure about describing a massive minority of the nation as "selfish, grasping simpletons who were born with some essential part of their soul missing".

It's the word "simpletons" that doesn't ring true as they all know on which side their bread is buttered.

Apart from that, spot on.

1:50 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

‘gosh’ ‘crumbs’ ‘crikey’
What larks!

Dave can’t really be a simpleton - he just looks like one.

5:09 pm  
Blogger I, like the view said...

simpleton or not, *dave is a twat*

that might make quite a good t-shirt logo

not that I'd want to wear it

(the other day I saw someone in a Boris hoodie! a hoodie with a Warholesque image of Boris on it - what cause could they possibly have been supporting, I wondered)

5:22 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

I've started to steer clear of Guardian Unlimited side-columns in case I run into Polly Toynbee, so I missed this little gem. Thank you!

5:58 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

I'd wear it.
The Boris hoody is probably deeply 'ironic'. A pity Boris isn't!

I believe Polly speaks very highly of you.

7:31 pm  
Blogger Midnight said...

David has finally done something that means he is really green. He fell foul of the planners with his wind turbine but by wearing such tight pants, at least when he farts the methane gas will stay in his body suit and won't affect air quality.

9:03 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

He could save it 'til winter, burn it to heat his house and save non renewable oil reserves.

7:28 am  
Blogger stitchwort said...

But why should we vote for D. Cameron?
We already have a Tory government.

3:11 pm  
Anonymous NiC said...

Heh, heh... excellent.

8:46 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Actually, I have it on good authority that he likes to be called 'Dave'.
Let's hope we don't vote him in - we'll soon see a big difference when a true blue Tory's in charge.

I'm definitely warming to Charlie.
Do you think he'd like to take over from Tony?

9:06 pm  
Blogger david santos said...

Hello, Done Kaz!
Thanks for you work and have a good weekend.

6:57 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Hi David:
Good to have a Potuguese visitor - even though you did knock us out of the World Cup.

9:17 am  
Anonymous NiC said...

If only Kaz, if only.

6:51 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

How do I get the impression you aren't all that impressed by Mr. Blair?

9:04 pm  
Blogger Freddy said...

I want a Boris Johnson hoody

Replace the name David Cameron with the name of any current or potential 'leader of either party'. Apart from the class-envy bit about Cameron having been to posh school and university you could be talking about Tony Blair - oh wait, he went to posh school too didn't he.
I just loathe them all, self-serving greedy ignorant gravytrain riders.
If you put all the names of the front-benches in a bag and drew lots as to which side of the house they sat they could all swap without a moment's moral doubt apart from one man.

Boris is a star.
So I want that hoody! I so want that hoody and I will not be wearing it in an ironic fashion!

6:44 am  

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