Friday, May 25, 2007

Goggle images

Have you ever asked Google for an image of Helen Mirren?
Probably not - if you did you'd find this:

OK - you know I like it.

Underneath it says B@pwatch - but clicking brings you here. It's slipped to page 14 by now.

Google also thinks this is Helen:

and this:Is this Helen's diet? I don't think someone's quite got the hang of *global warming*



This is a scene from 'The painted Veil' which Eileen and I saw last week. Edward Norton is wonderful


Google also gave me a pic of Emma Peel. She played a very very wrinkly nun in 'The painted Veil' - Ah well it'll happen to Keira Knightly one day.

Sometimes Google isn't so clever - eh?

KAZ

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24 Comments:

Blogger Dave G said...

I have always been fond of Helen, ever since that "The cheff his bird and the bottle opener film" Might have got that wrong! She was good in "The long good Friday" to.
I might keep that last pic of her. I like women with Character.

11:04 am  
Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

I think that you need the phrase "Helen Mirren's tits" in your article if you wish to attract more perverts.

11:22 am  
Blogger Murph said...

Two old beardie blokes and a dog! How many more perverts do you want to attract, Kaz?

12:14 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

My mum saw The Painted Veil. She said it was an old fashioned love story.

I'd like to see Salma Hayek's maracas, too. I like all those foreign birds.

1:19 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Dave:
I liked that film too - but I think you missed out 'wardrobe' from the title.
I think you should keep the pic - it will remind you of me!?

Vicus:
No need now - you did it for me.

I am of the opinion that liking Helen's tits is not a perversion.
I'm an admirer myself.

Murph:
More perverts?
Where's Mr P?

Geoff:
Another beard!
I think you may be mistaking maracas for macaws - definitely a foreign bird (native of Mexico).

1:33 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

I can think of a worse fate for Miss Knightly: three years at Drama School, for instance.
Harsh? I'm still seething from discovering she's been given the female lead in the film version of 'Atonement'. Screenplay by Jerry Brookheimer, then?

2:37 pm  
Blogger Betty said...

How can Geoff have a beard when he apparently looks like Ben Elton or (hem hem) Omar Sharif?

I've used that picture of Nosferatu before just by Googling ... Nosferatu.

Am off to Google "Nosferatu With His Norks Out" now to see what I can find ... probably Helen Mirren as the Queen.

3:04 pm  
Blogger Midnight said...

Helen Mirren is very nice and so was Naomi in the Peinte Veil. It was the in flight movie on the flight I was on back from Athens last night and a welcome distraction from drunken uncouth scousers! I didn't realise that was Diana Rigg though.

4:26 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Arabella;
Agreed - and her latest script about Dylan Thomas is written by none other that her mum.

She needs a good smack.

At least 'Atonement' will have that wonderful James McAvoy from 'Last King of Scotland' and 'Shameless'.

Betty:
Geoff says he looks like Ben and you say Omar. Could it be you have rose tinted specs?

I'll have to ask him who YOU look like.

'Nosferatu's Norks' - great name for a band.

Midnight:
Although *Painted Veil* wasn't all that exciting it does stay in the mind. Not surprised you didn't spot the aged Diana Rigg. They probably gave her reverse Botox!

I don't think you're referring to Evertonians. They were drunk with joy.

5:39 pm  
Blogger Nic said...

Or maybe Google is right and Helen is even more versatile than we all thought.

I like Kiera K-Nightly (which i think you'll find is the correct pronunciation) even if she's no Helen Mirren.

Gosh Blogger knows who I am after all these years of not using it. Even if it doesn't know I have a big C at the end. As it were.

6:15 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

People find me not by Googling 'Helen Mirren boobs' but by Googling 'Fern Britton boobs' and 'Dawn French boobs'.

And 'Barbara Windsor naked'.

6:22 pm  
Blogger Gareth said...

Is picture #1 from The Cammonmile Lawn, I loved that series.

7:09 pm  
Blogger I, like the view said...

oh! I saw that film the other day (the one with the scary person with eyeballs in their hands)

it upset me so much about two thirds of the way thru that I had to leave the room (my children, well, the nine year old and the eleven year old, watched it to the end)

I liked her best in The Cook The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

but I don't think that was the point of your post. . .

10:50 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

NiC:
Interesting Interpretation. The Nosferatu is probably her Halloween costume.

Blogger can't do capitals...beginning or end.

mj:
Not True!
Don't forget that you posted a headless pic of yourself.

It looked more Cindy Crawford than Barbara Windsor.

Gareth:
Me too.
Don't know what became of Jennifer.

View:
Mark Kermode (on The Culture Show) went into ecstasy about 'Pan's Labyrinth'.

Point of my post? Please don't overestimate me.

7:21 am  
Blogger I, like the view said...

it was very good, up to the point that I couldn't watch it anymore. . .

:-)

7:59 am  
Blogger tony said...

i dont know.......but any bird in a bath with her chest out is fine by me!

11:49 am  
Blogger Chopski said...

You sure it's ooggle not google? Or is that oggle? Shit, who cares! Great pic!!

11:08 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

View:
I'll give it a try.

Tony:
A good healthy attitude if you ask me.

Chopski:
Hello!
Goggle, Oogle, Oggle - just happy to oblige.
I presume you meant Nosferatu.

1:40 pm  
Blogger Gareth said...

For a gay man I find the picture of Jennifer in the bath with her baps out very alluring.

11:44 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Gareth:
I'm a straight female - so I probably have similar tastes to you!
But I love this photo too .. should we be worried?

5:55 pm  
Blogger The [Cherry] Ride said...

People have found my site by Googling "Helen Mirren's boobs." And of course now that I've written about people googling "Helen Mirren's boobs" on my blog, it has become, like, the top site for that search.

6:14 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Cherry:
I'm jealous ......of the boobs especially.

10:05 pm  
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7:32 am  
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3:40 pm  

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