Tuesday, May 22, 2007

SIGN of the DOG

I'm a bit worried about Barbie - what on earth is her dog eating?

Meanwhile - back in the park - the local control freaks think they can organise the dogs.


No this doesn't mean Dogging zones. A thorough search resulted in disappointment.


We're all 'sin plombo' in Manchester.

The green exercise zone is always totally deserted.
Red, amber or green - no one has a clue what it's all about - even the dogs. They just chase the Canada geese round the pond as always.

I like this one that *I like the view* sent to Murph.

But British Waterways seem to be more worried about what the owners might do.

Elsewhere, remember that, although cats always land the right way up, dogs don't.


KAZ

31 Comments:

Blogger I, like the view said...

get your Blogging Oscar speech ready, let's hope Top Shop has a decent frock for your red carpet experience - you have my nomination!!

1:20 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

I remember taking a photo of a "no dumping" sign aimed at dogs in Amsterdam the first time I went there. Since then these signs have infiltrated every street sign in the world. And still they do it where they're not supposed to!

1:27 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

Go to Platt Field's Park and paint the letters "G-I-N-G" onto the word "DOG" and take a picture and then post it on your blog.

G'won. You know you want to.

Oh better yet... invite Martin and John to stand beneath it when you snap the pic.

2:25 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

View:
My dog was called Oscar. How did you know?

Geoff:
Your falling off a cliff sign inspired me.
There are so many 'don't' signs in that park, it just makes you want to be an anarchist.

mj
I needed the stepladder but the job is done
No sign of m and j!

5:37 pm  
Blogger Murph said...

I bet those "Friends of Platt Fields Park" meetings are a riot of fun. They don't have any human friends so have to make do with a park.
I'd been on about birds not being able to read, now the boot is on the other paw!
Brilliant signs!
(I fell on my feet when Mr P & Mrs Rine moved into my house. But don't tell them!)

5:58 pm  
Blogger Murph said...

I think you're being a bit harsh on Gingers though ....

5:59 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

Genius!

M and J will be along when they realize the true use of the park facilities.

6:12 pm  
Anonymous NiC said...

1. I think Barbie's dog is eating "sausages" (said in silly dog saying "sausages" voice)..tough why Barbie is apparently throwing the same thing in the bin I'm not sure. Then again, she never was the brainy one, was she?

2. Where is the Green Zone? I can't see it on the map at all!

3. The dog falling off the cliff looks like a goat.

6:29 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Murph:
Control freaks the lot of 'em.
I'm sure you understand *lead free* Murph - Mr P puts it in his tank.

So glad you're in touch with your feline side!

Murph 2:
(Scratches head) Don't geddit?

mj:
Not so sure it's a *gay* thang!?

6:31 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Nic:
I remember *That's Life*.

It's a very small area which a chihuahua would probably enjoy.

You are an observant chap - that dog has horns!

6:40 pm  
Anonymous M and J said...

That 'dogging' park is well known amongst dirty dogging poofs, so we're told.

Never been there myself. Never likely too either.

We're clean and innocent poofs, we are.

Unlike those manc poofs.

Dirty cunts.

7:56 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

M and J: Deny, deny, deny.

*steadies hidden video cam*

8:39 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

m and j:
Ooooo you used the *c* word on Kaz.
I'll geddover it

Barnsley is about 30 miles from Manchester so you should give Platt Fields a go.
Some of my best mates are manc poofs - just as innocent as yourselves.

mj:
We'll sell the photos to the Manchester Evening News.

8:55 pm  
Blogger tony said...

Am i drunk or does the map at Platts Field look like Bart Simpson?

10:49 pm  
Anonymous M and J said...

Oooooh! It DOES look like Bart!

How peculiar.

*would love to see Kaz use the 'cunt' word*

*perhaps if I repeat it enough, she will*

*perhaps if I sing the Care Bears song over and over and over and over and over, she will say it*

10:54 pm  
Anonymous M and J said...

Oh. I forgot to mention, I hate Manchester.

Vile place.

Full of the wrong sort of poofs too.

10:55 pm  
Anonymous M and J said...

And it's too near to Blackpool.

The badness has seeped out over the border and into Manchester long ago.

10:56 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Tony:
Yes - you are drunk and yes - it does look like Bart.
I bet you used to see Jesus in the fire didn't you?

M and J:
Nope, won't!
I spent my youth in Blackpool - a fine place.

Barnsley???

11:23 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

C'mon Kaz. Call Martin and John a coupla cunts.

Or practice it first on me. G'won.

Or even Tony. He's a cunt. A drunken one at that.

6:23 am  
Anonymous M and J said...

Yes, Kaz - Practise on MJ first.

To do it properly though, you should be kicking her in the cunt as you call her one.

6:38 am  
Blogger MJ said...

Rather than kicking John up the mansnatch where you're guaranteed to lose your wellie.

6:53 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

ENOUGH!
Time to change the subject.

7:30 am  
Blogger tony said...

Praise The lord! Its when i start seeing the fire in Jesus I have to worry!

10:40 am  
Blogger stitchwort said...

If I may lower the tone for a moment -
*unstable cliff area* - wasn't that near Wimbledon?

11:52 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Hallelujah Tony:
If it should ever happen - say one for me.

Please.

Stitch:
Nice one.

The tone around here is already rock bottom .
Ooh -was that another cliff reference?

12:05 pm  
Blogger Murph said...

Blimey Kaz, it was like Eurovision Night in your comments last night!

8:51 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Murph

'How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.'

I blame Celine Dion.

Still don't get the 'Gingers' comment. Had it anything to do with dogs?

9:01 pm  
Blogger Murph said...

Come on Kaz. Pay attention at the back of the class!

What were the letters you added to the sign?

Looked like the "G" word to me!

9:37 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Doh!

11:06 pm  
Blogger Chaucer's Bitch said...

i hate to rain on the parade, but i'm actually quite pleased to see the new dog regs in Platt Fields. I used to live in Manchester quite nearby in Rusholme, and after being terrorized a half dozen times by agressive dogs I found I had to avoid the park altogether. Now that there are laws posted it will be much easier to enforce them. Yay!

(though i do like the idea of adding "-ging" to the sign :-)

11:46 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Hello CB:
You wouldn't recognise it now.
It is full of Emergency Response park police cars, Health and Safety notices and tasteful potted plants.

4:09 pm  

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