Friday, June 22, 2007

High Fives!



I had 5,555 visitors on Saturday.

I've always wanted to be popular, but I now know it's not always good to get what you want.
As I mentioned recently - over 100 B@pwatch babe seekers were lurking over here every night. Suddenly the curve has gone exponential. I go out for a paper and when I return my free statcounter allocation of 100 is completely used up. If my real friends visited I wouldn't know about it.

I'm also missing all interesting searches like *naked Chorley Girls*, Brothels in Stockport and *Cliff Richard and lsd* .. surely not, unless it's the pounds shillings and pence.

The hordes invade my blog from Australia, New Zealand, United States, Canada, United Arab Emirates, Iraq, Japan, Thailand, Tunisia, Pakistan, Argentina, Philippines, Sri Lanka, South Africa, Egypt, all the countries who battle it out for Eurovision and even Wolverhampton.

I can't get to sleep for all the heavy breathing.

The favourite pics are Rod's ex who was also Peter Sellers's ex, her in the bath from the C@momile Lawn and even my ex lookalike S@lly James. Did you see the Tizwas reunion last Saturday? She still looks like S@lly James, whereas I look more like Sid James these days!
Let me explain. (skip this if you aren't wanting the minutiae of the problem).

In a couple of posts I linked to pics on B@pwatch - this was ages ago - no problem until recently. For some reason Google now sends loads of searchers to me instead of B@pwatch. Unfortunately Statcounter doesn't give the key word for image searches. I thought I'd put a stop to it by altering the link to go to my flickr. It hasn't made any difference!

Why??

Google is sending them to my blog for a link that's deleted. They show the url of the picture as the (deleted) B@pwatch link.

Did you follow all that? Anyway, I'm going to delete the pics.

So bloglines will tell you I have 5 new posts. It lies.

From now on I shall stick to pictures like this.



KAZ

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31 Comments:

Blogger Murph said...

Phew! How exciting! I think it demonstrates that you shouldn't rely on Google to keep me abreast.

1:10 pm  
Blogger Dave G said...

The very knickers I spent so much time on the floor sneeking a peek at.

1:33 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Murph:
Yes another big boob from Google.

Dave:
You wouldn't need your spectacles would you?

1:39 pm  
Blogger Midnight said...

Why are you so surprised about Wolverhampton? We are very computer literate in the Black Country, we can google porn and Sally James as well as anyone in the world.

1:43 pm  
Blogger Ackworth Born said...

Didn't quite follow all that but such things are complicated anyway so understood the gist. I remember a couple of years ago or more I discovered certain graphics on my website were getting inappropriate links so I changed the filenames on my own pages and then changed the old files into a graphic that said "Say No to copyright abuse" so that is what the google image searchers discovered.

Probably didn't do much good but it might have made one or two stop and think and maybe realise that people do notice these things.

3:00 pm  
Blogger The [Cherry] Ride said...

Is that granny underwear?

PS - Kaz, you may want to check out the very bottom of my blog today...

3:21 pm  
Anonymous Sid James Fan Club said...

Oooerrrr!!!!

3:21 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

Yes they're big but better for your bits than a thong, any day.

3:55 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Midnight:
Staffordshire isn't it?
It's all down South to me!

I'm sure Sally just loves it when you google her.

Gerald:
That's good - perhaps I should change it to *No Perverts Allowed*...well that's the polite version anyway.

[Cherry] ride
So the battle is on.

SJ fan club:
Didn't know dogs were allowed in fan clubs.
Ah - nothing gets past me.

Arabella:
As far as I'm concerned:
Thong = Barbed wire.

5:50 pm  
Blogger stitchwort said...

They look like football shorts to me. But then my interest in football stopped at Stanley Matthews.

9:16 pm  
Blogger Midnight said...

West Midlands actually, but it used to be in Staffordshire. We're more up north than down south though (at least we associate ourselves more with the northern types rather than southern shandy drinkers).

9:20 pm  
Blogger I, like the view said...

surely they didn't come from a charity shop. . .

9:29 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Stitch:
Remember the 'Stanley Matthews' cup final My mum and dad supported Nat Lofthouse and Bolton Wanderers. So Stanley's name was never spoken again after that day.
But I see what you mean about the shorts. Are they like the ones you wear round the house?

Midnight:
'Southern Shandy Drinkers' - is that a double entendre?
Or do I just spend too much time blogging?

View:
I stole the picture fron an American retro clothes site.
Most of the stuff was very glamorous.

10:42 pm  
Anonymous NiC said...

The look like Sir David of Posh-Beckam's silky Real Madrid shorts to me...and that might get you lots of hits too.

8:32 am  
Blogger tony said...

Cliff on ACID! this is how rumours start..................

12:39 pm  
Blogger rchmura said...

You could capture all of your stats by using GoStats.com. (The log length is much much longer than stat counter)

2:11 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Nic:
I never thought Becks would go for the Nora Batty look.

Tony:
You read it here first.

rch:
I'll keep an open mind.

3:14 pm  
Anonymous NiC said...

Beck's will do whatever Posh tells him to...and if that's the Nora Batty look then so be it!

3:34 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

Could there be an "American retro clothes site" I don't know about? Fancy sharing?

4:44 pm  
Blogger ziggi said...

sadly I didn't really understand this post or the wherefores and whys that resulted in your international influx - it's all I can do to enter the WV accurately on those that insist on having them - I can only conclude you must be extremely bright and gifted and I like your knickers.

6:07 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

NiC:
Somehow I can't see her wearing them herself - unless they both jump in there together.

Sorry Arabella, I was idly browsing and didn't save it.
They wouldn't have suited you anyway.

http://www.lulusvintage.com/womens_clothing/index.html

..has some interesting pictures and vintage adverts.

Ziggi:
I wrote it and it doesn't make much sense to me either.

But your knickers are much nicer if the avatar's to be believed.

7:10 pm  
Anonymous betty said...

What you want to do with all those extra visitors is join up with Technoranki. Then, bingo! You'll be up in their top fifty blogs alongside the likes of Girl With A One Track Bottom, and you'll get invited to A-list blogmeets! Even I ended up scaling the dizzy heights of, er, about number 131, until the Sophie Ellis Bextor picture everyone kept visiting mine for was dropped from Google Images.

Oh well, it was fun being famous while it lasted ...

12:18 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Thanks Betty:
I went over to Technoranki but couldn't 'sign on'. It could have been me - but I think they're having a rest.
Probably too late now, I've deleted most of the links and things have calmed down a bit.

So it's a good thing you and Geoff are back - see you later for the slide show.

I'll bring a bottle.

5:44 pm  
Blogger Flaming Nora said...

Do those pants come in large with a tummy panel and sleeves?

8:29 pm  
Blogger Flaming Nora said...

And matching hat?

8:29 pm  
Blogger Gledwood said...

Hey guess what ... I got a hit once from someone searching google for "squat down and pee videos" ... I kid you not ... honestly that is my all-time cracking best one ever ... hahahaaar!!
Do your stats go down at weekends? Mine do. People only seem to read my blog when they're slacking off at work. Ho-hum.
I'm at gledwood2.blogspot ~~ come by there. Hope to see you later. All the best

gleds

5:03 pm  
Blogger Gledwood said...

ps. if you're wondering what I'm doing commenting here at all ... I basically come via a friend of a freind's blog... you know... hopping all the way ... nice site I see here! ... get back in touch if you like mine ... all the best .... gleds

5:04 pm  
Blogger Gledwood said...

pps. 4got to tell you: your portrait caught my eye bc you look reminiscent of my old cookery teacher from school. seriously. or patsy stone from absolutely fabulous. whatever. ho-hum~mmm~mm

5:06 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Nora:
You could make a hat and sleeves out of the turn ups on those knickers.

Gledwood:
I can't cook, but I used to be a chemistry teacher and it's much the same thing.

6:27 pm  
Blogger stitchwort said...

Funny that, about gledwood thinking you look like patsy out of AbFab....

9:49 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Stitch:
He must have seen me in 'real life'

8:06 am  

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