The last time I had one of those chortles that makes you cry and hurt all over was when they locked up Jeffrey Archer in 2001.
'The drugs don't work ... no more.'
Even the title on this magazine could only raise a titter.
I want to be convulsed with paroxysms of uncontrollable hilarity. I want to snort, guffaw and giggle like a teenage girl.
Robert Plant said it for me in the live version of ‘Stairway to Heaven‘ .
‘Does Anybody Remember laughter??’
But the real laugh is imagining what Robert stuck down his trousers.