I’d be a bit pissed off if Britney Spears did a crash course in Chemistry and got herself a column in the Guardian giving advice to A level students.
So I can imagine how some psychologists feel about Pamela Stephenson’s latest career. Oops - sorry I mean Pamela Stephenson Connolly.
How do you have sex 1.8 time a year??
Now Pamela used to be great on ‘Not the Nine O’clock News‘. She did a mean Janet Street Porter
Now that Billy isn’t funny any more - she probably has to bring home some cash - but why can‘t she just go and work at Tesco like most women?
Remember the lovely Kim Wilde? Sexy pop star all in black - the subject of many a lad’s wet dreams.
Then she got chubby and reinvented herself as a gardening expert.
Alan Tit couldn’t complain because, as well as a novelist and music presenter he starts a new daytime chat show next week.
I wish she’d reinvent herself.
But we’ll forgive my pal Bill Oddie. He was always a birder - the Goodies were just a small diversion.
Oh and he never did like that Humble woman.
Reinvention? Anyone else?