Sunday, September 23, 2007

The MUMMY returns ...AGAIN!

What was Gordon thinking?

Is he really so keen to win over The Daily Mail?



But according to last Thursday's Grauni, this is just the start of a trend.
Here she is with Rudy Giuliani on his 24 hour trip to London.



Perhaps they were swapping fashion tips as I hear that Rudi likes to wear a frock now and then.

It seems that all the presidential hopefuls are determined to campaign in London and part of their plan is to cosy up to Thatcher. This includes Hillary Clinton who is calling herself 'The new Iron Lady'.

It's all to do with forgetting Bush and recalling Reagan

What Next?
Arthur Scargill taking her for a pint up 't working men's clu
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Tariq Ali escorting her to the 'New Left Review’ Christmas party.


Peter Tatchell inviting her to make the opening speech for 'Pride 2008‘.

Ken Livingstone choosing her to light the torch for the 2012 Olympics.

Short memories eh?

I think Led Zep is the last comeback I can handle.
KAZ

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32 Comments:

Blogger Murph said...

Say what you like about her, at least she made the trains run on time.

...er... no, they sold them off to beardy and his mates and the taxpayers are still footing the bill.

6:13 pm  
Blogger Dave said...

By coincidence I play to write about this subject tomorrow, in a satirical sort of way.

I belief this comment is of the genre described as 'blog-pimping' although I see it as a public information service.

8:08 pm  
Blogger Dave said...

'Play' ? I believe I meant 'plan'.

8:09 pm  
Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

I won't write about this topic.

9:40 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Murph:
Well at least Mussolini won't be making a comeback.

Was 'beardy' a folk singer?

Dave:
Let's call it *blog - pinfing*.

Dave:
Well at least you got 'believe' right the second time...er are you sure you're tee total - or is it the tablets perhaps?

Vicus:
Oh go on - show us how it should be done!

10:48 pm  
Blogger I, like the view said...

I think she died and it's actually John Major in a body suit

11:01 pm  
Blogger First Nations said...

REAGAN RUINED THIS COUNTRY!
REAGAN WAS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED T THI GLHLN gakJ HAVE AHLIEN
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sorry. i have these...
episodes

1:51 am  
Blogger Old Wom Tigley said...

What about the Vegatables Mr Thatcher... ''Oh! they wont be making a come back.''
If she made a come back, we might get 'Spitting Image' back as well.

9:04 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

View:
He wouldn't have the bottle.
But it could be the lovely Edwina -she's got balls.

FN:
So do I - just substitute 'Thatcher' for 'Reagan'!
What a pair eh?

Wom:
Thanks - you always see the bright side of things.
I loved that Spitting Image sketch - "Oh they'll have the same as me!".

10:01 am  
Blogger ziggi said...

ahhh Jimmy Page, I love him

10:02 am  
Blogger MJ said...

It's Monday, September 24th, Kaz.

Isn't there something you want to share today with your nice readers?

Isn't there something special about September 24th, Kaz?

11:16 am  
Blogger Roses said...

You mean she left? I thought I could discern her silhouette by the garden wall, frightening small children to eat their sprouts.

So what is special about the 24th of September Kaz? Should we be raising our glasses in your general direction? (Though, to be honest, I tend to do that anyway. See I blame you for the pile of wine bottles on my kitchen counter)

11:30 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Ziggi:
But he's fat and 100% grey now.
OK for an old git - but a rock god?

mj:
I'm far too shy to tell anyone it's my birthday.

Roses:
Sprouts .. aargh..is there no end to the horror.
OK - blame me - why should you be the exception?
Cheers!

12:35 pm  
Blogger Dave said...

Oh, many happy returns. You should have mentioned it - ILTV could have gone completely over the top for you.

12:43 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Oh No - Dave - a quiet subtle and understated whispered 'Happy birthday' is all I can cope with.

I'm a shy gal - when sober.

12:50 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

Let's get Kaz loaded, shall we?

Come on, Kaz. Give us a snog.

2:52 pm  
Blogger Rimshot said...

God Bless Ronald Regan.
Requiem Interit Pax

Now, who's up for a round of shots? Sambuca? Tequila? Jaeger?

4:01 pm  
Blogger Roses said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEEEEAAARR KA-AZ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO EEEEWWWWWEEEEE!

I like the subtle approach to birthday's personally.

:-)

4:49 pm  
Blogger Murph said...

Happy Birthday Kaz! You look younger every day!

(Is MJ depicting a historical enactment of the Jamieson Raid?)

7:42 pm  
Anonymous NiC said...

I'm still trying to get over Gordon inviting that evil old crone back to No.10. Indeed I shall be asking my next Labour canvasser WTF that was in aid of. GRRRRR!

8:11 pm  
Anonymous NiC said...

The only way I can see Ken inviting her to the Olympics is if she is the torch.

8:14 pm  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Good Christ! Maggie shouldn't wear red. Where's her traditional blue?
At least she hasn't changed her hair...

Happy Birthday Kaz!

8:41 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

mj:
No problem - I'll snog you when I'm sober!

Rimshot:
Hi - is that Mick Jaeger or do we add red bull?
Sorry I only do straight vodka!
Hope you'll join me.

Roses:
Perfect pitch!
You should go on X factor - OK well perhaps not.

Murph:
Thanks - as usual you speak the truth!

mj is just depicting her favourite things. It could have been so much worse.

Nic:
Labour canvassers don't usually bother much in Manchester - until *shock horror* we returned a lib in our ward (students?).

So I expect to be targetted next election - I'm ready and waiting!

Maggie as human torch - oo if only!

IVD:
Hi!
The press thought she avoided blue to annoy young Dave the tosser!

Thanks for the birthday wishes.
I'm off to sip a small sweet sherry!

9:45 pm  
Blogger tony said...

Kaz
you will be interested in this photo?
I cant wait for the Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick& Titch Revival!

6:47 am  
Blogger tony said...

ps Happy Birthday!

6:48 am  
Blogger I, like the view said...

*whispers*

happy birthday

:-)

8:28 am  
Blogger Mopsa said...

And yes, I completely share the sentiments - on the 14th Sept I could only stick up the photo on the blog as words truly failed me. Have you seen The Shine's (www.the-shine.com) amalgamation of Thatcher and Brown shown as an example of Bluetongue disease? Brilliant.

9:21 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Tony - sheesh!
That is really scary.
How do you manage to find 'em?

ps: Thanks.

View:
Just a sec i'll go and find my ear trumpet.

Mopsa:
Sorry I missed that post - it was so quick! Pleased I'm not the only one.
I've been to the shine and searched but all it would tell me was the best place to buy blue tongue disease - or something like that!

11:33 am  
Blogger Arabella said...

Oh am I going to get completely rat-arsed on the finest champagne I can find in Austin when she finally dies? Just a bit.
T'would be put to better use, though, in toasting your birthday. Clink.

12:33 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

I'll raise a glass to celebrate your safe return.

Find any good Brocante?

12:19 pm  
Blogger Flaming Nora said...

Happy *belated* birthday to Kaz. The Kazster. Kazaroony. Kazola. Ok, I'll stop now.

9:34 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Thanks Nora ........ er you can't do much with Nora can you.

7:58 am  

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