I popped into 'Help the Aged' yesterday.
And ..... before you say it ... NO ... I wasn't looking for Help. They'd reduced all their videos to 50p - who could resist??
As I walked through the door - I was greeted by one of the assistants who said ....
Not this - I haven't been a brunette for a some time now.
It was a windy day and my hair (shabby blonde at the moment) was sticking upwards and outwards. I was wearing a sort of trench coat with the collar tuned up in a cool Eric Cantona sort of way (OK pathetic I know).
Could this have resembled the poodle's shape?
Then I remembered that (like me) many poodles don't go to the poodle parlour.
How about this?Come on KAZ - Get over yourself - please.