Sing Along with DORIS

ll KAZ is TWO ll

ll So to celebrate - I've written a little song. ll

Here's Doris in Calamity Jane (after she'd scrubbed up) to remind you of the tune.

So - have a wash - take a deep breath and sing along ..... cue intro ..

Once I had a secret blog

that lived inside of my p.c,

All too soon my lovely Kev

became impatient it to see.

So I told him there’s no way,

the way that bloggers often do

It’s been there 2 years to the day

This url is not for you

I won’t shout it from the highest hills,

I won’t tell the golden daffodills.

Just search for ‘Bapwatch’ there’s the door,

and my secret blog's no secret anymore....

I won’t shout it from the highest hills,

I won’t tell the golden daffodills.

If you think that it’s not fair

just google 'Dogging' - you'll be there

(And once more with feeling )

I won’t shout it from the highest hills,

I won’t tell the golden daffodils.

In plain txt or html

My secret blog’s still secret - Please don't tell

KAZ