Wednesday, March 19, 2008

EASTER QUIZ

There are some pictures below.

The first two I took in Manchester yesterday and the rest are shamelessly stolen from t'internet as usual.


Which is the odd one out??

Facetious and Clever dickey answers will be considered.

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The PRIZE is a Do It Yourself VOODOO kit.

I bet you already have a victim in mind. Good luck.

KAZ

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25 Comments:

Blogger Murph said...

Hah! First!!!

This quiz is a bit tough, I'm goin to have to come back later.

The "Torpid Liver" belonged to Nixon didn't it?

5:20 pm  
Blogger The Poet Laura-eate said...

Your voodoo kit is safe from me!

I have no head for quizzes, alas.

5:43 pm  
Blogger Betty said...

Gordon's Caravans. The US presidents wouldn't be seen dead on a caravanning holiday. Gordon, being a tight Scotsman, always goes on caravan holidays to Rhyl on a two for the price of one offer with Margaret Beckett.

6:00 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

Is it Clinton?

(close but no cigar)

6:36 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

I don't know the answer but there IS somebody who always beats me at croquet so I need the Voodoo Kit.

6:38 pm  
Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

Is it Nixon? All the rest played for Doncaster Rovers in the 1933-34 season.

6:48 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Murph:
'Un point' for making that link.

I decided to look up the word 'torpid'.
Here it is - (at Oxford University) a second boat of a college, or its crew; (in pl) the Lent term races of eight-oared clinker-built boats.

.... apart from the more usual 'sluggish' definition.

Laura:
I'm no good at quizzes either.
I sit through University Challenge in an agony of ignorance.

Betty:
Is Margaret still alive?
If so - this would be a bargain as £325 0 0d divided by 2 = £162 10s 0d.
Oops I nearly typed p instead of d.

Geoff:
Pity he didn't use the cigar on Hillary.
Barack might have sailed in while she writhed in pleasure.

mj:
You must have good eyesight to read the bit about croquet. I don't know how to do 'click to big' like you do.
Have you heard of John Prescott?

Vicus:
Now you're really getting into the spirit of this.
Sadly - Carter also played for Doncaster in September 1933 - so this is the wrong answer.

8:11 pm  
Blogger Malc said...

President Gordon was the only one who was 'gay and speedy'.

10:26 pm  
Anonymous Rimshot said...

I'm going to go with the Regan ad, as all the others have the name of a political figure and that one has the name of a comedian (Brian Regan). Yes, the obvious politician/comedian jokes are acknowledged.

Had it said "Reagan" I would have guessed otherwise.

Regardless, have a happy and safe Easter weekend! Much love to you and all your readers/contributors.

5:43 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Malc:
'Was' is the word.
An excellent answer.

Rimshot:
I watched a video of your Brian on U tube.
He's good.
Mancunians can't spell for tofee.
Thanks.

8:48 am  
Blogger ziggi said...

errmmm?
Gordon?

It's his first name, he's still nominally in charge, he's not American, nor been a president of the US of A, his add is in B&W, he wasn't voted in . . .etc

I like the sound of those liver pills, can they really do all that?!

I need the Voodoo kit my wand has broken.

9:26 am  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Gay and speedy? -a caravan?

I don't think so!

*shudders at the mere thought of that statement*

11:28 am  
Blogger garfer said...

The first one because there is a mong in a stupid woolly hat in it. He probably couldn't afford a can of cider let alone a caravan. Typical northerner.

I would like to stick needles in Jeffry Archer. No need for a voodoo kit.

12:04 pm  
Blogger Mopsa said...

Gordon only wishes he was the president of our world

2:16 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Ziggi:
Wand broken? I think not - you obviously used your witchy powers to solve this knotty problem.

So -- no Voodoo kit for you, but I'll see if I can manage a few liver pills.

Pete:
This is a very old advert so it could be 'Gay' in the old sense.
But 'speedy' never.

Garfer:
I gave that Mong a wide berth as he was giving out something to passers by. Perhaps this pic will be able to help the police with their enquiries.

Use knives for Jeff - needles are too kind.

Mopsa:
Perhaps.
But sometimes he looks a bit sad - do you ever think he regrets taking over from Tony?

3:49 pm  
Blogger stitchwort said...

Although President Reagan was spelled thus, there is also apparently a Donald Regan who was White House chief of staff in 1985; so Gordon is the only name not belonging to a top US politician.

But I think the Little Liver Pills are the odd one out - that's the only one you might actually swallow....

4:15 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Stitch:
Spot on!
Those LaCoste trainers must be named after Donald.
You'd need a very large dose of salt to swallow any of what the others tell us.

9:09 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

You are right, but even with the old meaning of the word gay, it's not a word I'd associate with a caravan

caravans are the devil

11:31 am  
Blogger Old Wom Tigley said...

Wasn't 'Gordon' the President of the Mormons.
and all the rest were Morons who were Presidents.

;o) Tom

11:44 am  
Blogger tony said...

I Always Wanted a "Little Liver".................

12:35 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Pete:
Wasn't there a dance called 'Gay Gordons'?
Caravans are the sperm of the devil.

Wom:
Excellent theory.
Do you remember Jilted John?

Tony:
Is that as in little raver - if your liver was little you'd have to lay off the booze.

10:58 am  
Blogger Dave said...

Is it the liver pills, as they are the only one featuring a young lady with a piercing in a personal region?

12:51 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Eeeouch - but you shouldn't be looking Dave.

3:17 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Gay Gordon?

Sounds like pink gin to me

11:45 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Pete:
NO - pink gin is much much more interesting.

10:19 am  

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