Monday, April 28, 2008

The POSH Blog

It all started two years ago when I bought that copy of 'The Tatler' to get the free sunglasses. I blogged about it and overnight I became 'The Posh blog'.

They come round here looking for 'sexy pics of Emma Parker - Bowles', ‘Selina (Slinky) Tollemache naked’, ‘Tesco leather opera gloves’(?) and ‘posh hyphenated names’

The favourite is the ‘Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder’.

This weekend Ian Jack suggested that we may have to get used to it as Londoners could be soon be governed and guided by two old Etonians.

Boris and Dave are good mates who went on from Eton to Oxford where they were both members of the Bullingdon Club ( nos 2 and 8 in the top picture).

To be a member of this exclusive society for young gents you need to be obscenely and filthily rich.

According to the Daily Torygraph ‘The Bullingdon modus operandi is to book a restaurant under a false name, smash it up, and throw large amounts of money at the upset owners’.

Ho Ho Ho - What Larks!

So, if his dreadful prediction comes to pass Ian advises us to go and live in Scotland - which he calls the Canada of Great Britain.



Anonymous NiC said...

Ow gawd...I hope the latest opinion polls are right and Ken is going to edge it.

Could even the Bullingdon boys afford to pay for the damage if Boris f*c£ed London up (as he invariably would)?

1:04 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

The Standard says Boris is storming ahead. They would.

He said he first decided to run for Mayor when he almost got killed by one of Ken's bendy buses. Nothing to do with the fact that he rides his bike like a wildman. I've nearly been run over by him twice on Whitehall.

Tally ho, Boris! I'm off to Inverness!

1:48 pm  
Blogger The Poet Laura-eate said...

I may be mere working class bourgeoisie, but I miss 'posh people'.

The genuine old money brand that is, who had manners and class in the truest sense of the word and wore the same cords and patched jacket for at least 40 years.

It is only the vulgar 'new money'lot that stoops to trying to lord it over lesser mortals with flashy possessions or superiority complexes, owing to the insecurity of knowing that they're not really the real deal.

Having said that I wouldn't be too quick to call the Pest Control Operative if a Spyder appeared at my home!

2:42 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

As I am a "dull" and "intolerably polite" Canadian, I am not leaving a comment as it will go unnoticed anyway.

Oh and it's pouring rain here ("bleak weather") and will continue as such throughout the day and night.

3:27 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Who are the rest of the retards in the photo?

They look a tad prissy

6:25 pm  
Anonymous Rimshot said...

Scotland...Britannia's Sombrero

6:47 pm  
Blogger Betty said...

Somehow, I don't think that the Scottish population would be too keen on an influx of English taking their jobs, land, homes etc after they've been buggered about by the English for the past however many hundreds of years!

Maybe we should all head for the Isle Of Man. Cold, bracing winds, austerity - just the sort of things those of us who are socialists appreciate!

Ian Jacks is right about the Old Etonian politicians though. David Cameron passing himself off as a "regular kinda family guy" too. Grrr.

7:24 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Just don't mention the Olympics.

You are so cosmopoliton - swanning around in Whitehall eh?
It's almost worth letting Boris knock you down for the headlines - 'Rich Tory yobbo mows down honest working chap in his lunch hour'.

Ah .. you mean the unbelievably rich eccentrics who spend all their money on vintage champagne.
That Spyder really looks like a pest - can you imagine anything more tasteless or flashy?
Whatever happened to the Bentley?

Yes we get a bit fed up with your dullness and politeness.
Can you post something a bit provocative one day a footballer's tackle.

Most of them are now Conservative MPs or bankers (or something that rhymes with that).
Prissy - good word - are you sure you aren't really English?

Sombrero -comes from the word shade.
Scotland shelters us from the rain and the snow.

Exactly - and it's not as though we could do their building and plumbing like the Poles.

I'll nip over to the Isle of Man on a day trip and suss it out for you

Remember Dave loves the Smiths and wears Converse trainers. Grrr.

7:43 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

I feel my mentality is definately more English than anything else.

Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong (no smart arse comments MJ) country but thank you KAZ I take that as a huuuge compliment.

Love the car though.

7:47 pm  
Blogger Eamon said...

No way can Boris win (doesn't seem to know what he is talking about half the time).

Actually, saying that, no way can Ken and the other guy (whatever his name is can win either).

In which case, you're right. Boris could win.

8:00 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

You’d love it in Manchester.
I could show you round ‘The Village’.

Ooh - you had me feeling optimistic for a second.
Then you went and spoiled it.

9:36 pm  
Anonymous Rimshot said...

Scotland...Britannia's Tuque?

11:59 pm  
Blogger Malc said...

Can't recommend Scotland highly enough. Being so far away from anywhere that has a Tory MP makes the wind and the rain all worthwhile.
We still have to put up with 'New' Labour and the Lib-Dems though. SNP have got me puzzled - they seem vaguely competant.

1:04 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

That's more like it - mj informed me about the famous tuque.

Manchester is also Tory free.
I wonder if there might be an LNP one day where L stands for Lancashire.

12:44 pm  
Blogger Murph said...

I'm pleased I don't live in London as a choice between Bonking Boris the jabbering toff and Bonking Ken the whiney misogenistic naive newt lover would be a bit depressing.

Where have all the conviction politicians like Macmillan, Robin Cooke and John Smith gone? Oh yes, of course they have.

1:38 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Other conviction politicians are Jeffrey Archer and Jonathan Aitken. Perhaps Dave or Boris has a conviction for trashing the restaurants.

5:39 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Would I be the only gay in the village?


6:07 pm  
Blogger Old Wom Tigley said...

Boris is ACE... I came a big big fan of his from watching him squirm on "Have I Got News For You" I think he'll make a great mayor... for London... Not up here... he would like my flat cap and whippet.

6:12 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Ha Ha - no way - this is the gay village so I'd be the only straight (or Fag Hag?).

He's good on 'Have I got News'.
But Paul Merton or your whippet would do a better job in London.

9:46 pm  
Blogger I, still, ♥ the views said...

I'm not going to make a comment about Boris or London. . .

but instead, how about a party invite! Thursday, my place?


(any help before the day is being gratefully received)


10:36 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Sounds like it would be worth a look

6:54 pm  
Blogger tony said...

i can hear the bagpipes calling me even here in Hebden Bridge...........

7:28 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Seeya tomorrow with Cava.

Don't sound too enthusiastic (British sarcasm).

Hoots Mon - but you'll probably be more contento in Italy.
You won't find any corrupt politicians over there!?

8:44 pm  
Anonymous uncle knobhead said...

Kaz I like your argument but it has a fundamental flaw in that there are as many former public schoolboys in the Labour Cabinet as there are in the Tory Shadow Cabinet.

As a comprehensive kid I think Boris will be a fabulous mayor, and lets face it, the choice at the next General election will be between Maceron and Laughing Boy Broon.

Call Me Dave will get my vote (but then I do live in James "The Fake" Purnell's constituency).

1:11 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Hello Uncle K.
I bet you found me via Tameside eye.

I doubt whether there are quite so many Filthy rich, old Etonian, Oxford, Bullingdon members in the Labour cabinet.

But, let's face it - these toffs will certainly know what's best for ordinary folk like thee and me :)

7:15 am  
Blogger Donn said...

There already IS a Canada of Great's called Canada. Like MJ I too am a little bit duller than a Yank and hesitant to invade Arabic countries.

Scotland is obviously too densely populated to be whispered in the same breath as Canada..8 people per square mile! Crikey that's like bloody Hong Kong compared to Canada.

You and Vicus seem to really have it in for a certain would be Albino Mayoral there something that you're not telling us Kaz? A little love triangle back in College perhaps?

*wrings hands together in anticipation

2:00 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

I see - so I suppose you can't just 'pop' round to mj's for a cup of tea and a dull chat.

Love Triangle?
I couldn't possibly comment until the election's over. If Boris gets in I could sell my story for real money!

5:18 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

Donn and I, being typical Canadians, would bore each other to death.

I've dropped off just imagining it.

5:32 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

But - however boring the conversation is - I trust you finish off with a rousing rendition of 'God Save the Queen'...with Donn on bagpipes.

7:30 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

Nothing that exciting, Kaz.

We finish off with Donn spinning a few Dan Hill 45s.

7:46 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Sorry, I should try and be a little more excited.

That is, if my stiff upper lip will allow it

7:54 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

'I wanna hold you till I die
till we both break down and cry'

Hmm - he's trying to tell you something babe.

7:55 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

You sneaked in there.
Our British stiff upper lips all crumbled when Diana died.
We're trying to rebuild them now.

7:57 pm  
Blogger Flaming Nora said...

If Scotland is the Canada of the UK does that mean they're 9 months behind in watching Coronation Street?

I didn't vote for Boris today.

11:03 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

I bet they don't watch it at all - just reruns of Taggart.

I never for a moment considered that you would.

6:58 am  
Blogger Gordie said...

That picture explains the Cockernee expression. London's going to be in a right 2 and 8

3:57 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Ha Ha - nice one Gordie - that's managed to cheer me up a bit.

5:28 pm  
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