Do you travel on the bus?
Maybe the tube or the train or the tram?
We have plenty of buses round here. They come along in gangs and battle it out for my fare of 0 pence.
But it's not the nicest way to get around.
There's something odd about the airflow in buses.
When a perspiring pie eater reaches the top deck, collapses on a seat and open the windows, Kaz is always the one to freeze. An open window near the front results in Arctic conditions near the back.
Buses can't slip along side roads and 'rat runs' so they are excruciatingly SLOW!
OK, I know there's the bus lane but it's always full of buses.
But - I'm doing my bit to save the planet.
The old 'onda is a bit of a guzzler so I ration its outings. It's days are probably limited anyway.
When Bono flies out to meet the Pope or George Bush people don't rant about his carbon footprint.
They just say 'What a Tosser'
So call me a Tosser if you wish - but I'm off again.
This time I'll try to keep posting - even though I will get far fewer comments that way.