Geoff: Vidic? No - you know I only lust after Wayne. *Nostalgic sigh for the days of George Best*
Garfer? Drizzled beach. Sounds OK to me - you've heard of sun umbrellas - we'd have drizzle unbrellas and drink pints of Boddies.
Vicus: The Silly Isles?
Betty: No - I haven't got the manipulative skills to erect a deckchair. But I do find watching building sites fascinating - especially the Health and Safety notices.
mj: Just wait a minute (slaps on factor 15) - I'm on my way.
16 Comments:
So you won't be able to see Vidic in his trunks.
How can you possibly have a beach in Manchester?
That'd be like Venice draped in neon signage and KFC outlets. Just not right.
Manchester=drizzle. There's nowt wrong with that, if you're a hardy tab smoking northern type.
Where am I to take my vacation now?
Couldn't you just take your deckchairs to a nearby building site instead?
It's your lucky day!
I'm holding a pool party over at mine and I see by one of the photos that you're getting along swimmingly with one of the male guests.
Geoff:
Vidic?
No - you know I only lust after Wayne.
*Nostalgic sigh for the days of George Best*
Garfer?
Drizzled beach.
Sounds OK to me - you've heard of sun umbrellas - we'd have drizzle unbrellas and drink pints of Boddies.
Vicus:
The Silly Isles?
Betty:
No - I haven't got the manipulative skills to erect a deckchair.
But I do find watching building sites fascinating - especially the Health and Safety notices.
mj:
Just wait a minute (slaps on factor 15) - I'm on my way.
But I've just bought a Happy Mondays compilation and a man-kini!
The sun always shines in Norfolk.
Kaz... you're no good.
I want it in this life, as Paul Heaton once wisely opined.
Steve:
The Happy Mondays will be great anywhere - but I'd save the man-kini for Manila or Mandalay.
Dave:
Methinks you do not speak the whole truth.
Gordie:
Methinks you do speak the truth.
Murph:
Would that be a 'dog's life' by any chance?
I want one in Oxford - where do I buy one?
Life can be a Beach.
Joan Bennett was the Matriarch, Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, on DARK SHADOWS!
I loved that show!
I suppose turning Manchester into Honolulu is a long term Project?
Sand from the Bahamas? I wonder which City Councillor went on that fact finding mission?!
I wonder if he needs an assistant?
Laura:
Somewhere with lots of sand.
Either Bahamas or B&Q!
Donnnnn:
Dark Shadows?? I missed that one.
But I did see 'Beaches' with Bette Midler which was appalling.
Tony:
I imagine Honolulu has good night life.
So we’re nearly there.
Ziggi:
To make Manchester into a sunny resort - he'll need a witch.
Go for it!
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