posted by KAZ at 3:40 pm
So you won't be able to see Vidic in his trunks.
How can you possibly have a beach in Manchester?That'd be like Venice draped in neon signage and KFC outlets. Just not right.Manchester=drizzle. There's nowt wrong with that, if you're a hardy tab smoking northern type.
Where am I to take my vacation now?
Couldn't you just take your deckchairs to a nearby building site instead?
It's your lucky day!I'm holding a pool party over at mine and I see by one of the photos that you're getting along swimmingly with one of the male guests.
Geoff:Vidic?No - you know I only lust after Wayne. *Nostalgic sigh for the days of George Best* Garfer?Drizzled beach.Sounds OK to me - you've heard of sun umbrellas - we'd have drizzle unbrellas and drink pints of Boddies.Vicus:The Silly Isles?Betty:No - I haven't got the manipulative skills to erect a deckchair. But I do find watching building sites fascinating - especially the Health and Safety notices.mj:Just wait a minute (slaps on factor 15) - I'm on my way.
But I've just bought a Happy Mondays compilation and a man-kini!
The sun always shines in Norfolk.
Kaz... you're no good.
I want it in this life, as Paul Heaton once wisely opined.
Steve:The Happy Mondays will be great anywhere - but I'd save the man-kini for Manila or Mandalay.Dave:Methinks you do not speak the whole truth.Gordie:Methinks you do speak the truth.Murph:Would that be a 'dog's life' by any chance?
I want one in Oxford - where do I buy one?
Life can be a Beach.Joan Bennett was the Matriarch, Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, on DARK SHADOWS!I loved that show!
I suppose turning Manchester into Honolulu is a long term Project?
Sand from the Bahamas? I wonder which City Councillor went on that fact finding mission?! I wonder if he needs an assistant?
Laura:Somewhere with lots of sand.Either Bahamas or B&Q!Donnnnn:Dark Shadows?? I missed that one.But I did see 'Beaches' with Bette Midler which was appalling.Tony:I imagine Honolulu has good night life.So we’re nearly there.Ziggi:To make Manchester into a sunny resort - he'll need a witch.Go for it!
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