You probably saw this pic in your tabloid.
Super sexygenarian Helen Mirren looks fab in her bikini but we are assured that she doesn't do botox or photoshop.
I can't help noticing that hubby kept his clothes on.
But Helen has always been keen to get her kit off. Remember that scene in 'The Cook, the Lion, the Wardrobe and her Lover '?
You may think that Helen's contemporaries such as Joanna, Kaz, Sharon, Lulu, Meryl, Sigourney and Camilla are pleased about this.
Pics like this invite odious comparisons and raise expectations.
BUT - if Helen does it all by exercise and diet - lets see what we can do to make it as easy as possible for the rest of us eh?
[Blog and jog at the same time.]
['Reduce corpulence' and cure your gout.]
If all else fails you can depend on the Sanitised Tapeworm.
Note there's no need for baths.