Holiday Outfits (Part 2)
How could she?
I remember cringing with every step as my ex husband escorted me round Venice in his 'Bradford Jazz Festival' tee shirt.
Why does Kev insist on wearing his hideous Manchester Velodrome shirt when I'm trying to look sophisticated and cosmopolitan? I suppose I should be proud and patriotic after the Olympics - but just look at the thing.
Not at all.
I'm very proud to be associated with a nation that selects a lollipop lady and a red bus as symbols of excellence.
Don‘t forget, we won the world cup in 1966 and we beat Andorra (186th in the Fifa world rankings) on Saturday. What more can one ask?
Ok I'll admit it - I like it when people think I'm French. The French for 'Skinny Shortarse' is petite and they consider it as a compliment.
The French are so chic and stylish like this: