Monday, September 01, 2008

Holiday outfits

In the days before I go away I'm always tempted to shop for some new items of clothing.

Nothing expensive just something that isn't a long sleeved grey T shirt.
Perhaps some tight(ish) white jeans that stop just below the knee or a stripey top or two.

Who knows I may even manage a strappy sandal.

But - I don't know why I bother because I always end up looking like THIS!




Blogger MJ said...

When did Roy Cropper become a fashion icon?

4:30 pm  
Blogger The Poet Laura-eate said...

A birdwatcher?

Well you had me fooled Kaz!

4:57 pm  
Blogger The Birdwatcher said...

What the beard as well?

5:53 pm  
Blogger tony said...

You Make Bill Oddie SOUND LIKE A BAD THING...........

6:03 pm  
Blogger Betty said...

This is true Kaz. I always pack frocks and sandals when I go on holiday in the delusional belief that the weather is going to be nice and I'll be able to swan around like a 1950's film star. Then it's always rainy and windswept and I'm wearing hiking boots and a kagoule all the time ... bloody hell.

7:34 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

That's Bill in his garden. Imagine what he wears in the wild.

7:59 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

The day he left his shopping bag at home.

I am a woman of many parts.

Fortunately No.
It's the 'baggy, boots and bins' look that's unavoidable.

I love Bill. it's that smug Kate Humble I can't stand.
But I wouldn't mind looking like her.

Yes - we always think we'll be someone else on Holiday.
I once bought 2 tops and returned them for a refund when I got home.
At least they were well travelled.

Do I have to?
That picture might look better on Infomaniac.

7:18 am  
Blogger Steve said...

Do you do the funky gibbon as well?

7:27 am  
Blogger Dave said...

But I thought you did look like Kate Humble.

7:34 am  
Blogger I, like the view said...

now, see, I wait till I get there to do the shopping! and then have to purchase another suitcase to bring all my purchases home again

somehow I don't think you could ever look like Bill Oddie

but I am now singing "String" - remember that Goodies hit?

"string for your pants, string for your vest, everybody knows string is the best"

totally irelevant, I know

9:29 am  
Blogger Murph said...

You try wearing a fur coat permanently Kaz.

Anyway you've cunningly sneaked the information past us that you're going on holiday AGAIN!!!

10:07 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Gibbon half a chance - Yes.

As long as I don't have to do it with Tim Brooke - Taylor.

I don't want to disappoint you Dave.
But I'm much more like Scarlett Johansson.

Good plan - and their stuff always fits me better.
'String' seems to have passed me by.

But I love a good ball of string - somehow very reassuring. And as you are a fan of the 'New Scientist' I bet you know all about 'string theory'.

Sorry Murph - I'm a vegetarian.

Nowt gets past you does it?
But (shhhh) I've been here since Thursday.

4:21 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Step away from the army green boxy outfits.

I repeat step away from the army green boxy outfits.

Of course if you go bird watching a lot maybe it is quite practical compared to tight white outfits and strappy sandals.

5:05 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Those are some huge pockets by the way.

5:05 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Thanks as ever for the style advice.

I admit 'boxy' is not a good look for a shortarse.
So I'll have to hide in the hide.

7:41 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Boxy is never a good look.

No problem.

8:17 pm  
Anonymous NiC said...

Our local little Sainsbury's had wet suits this summer (the type surfers wear I think).

They are now half price....and very tempting, that would be a real holiday outfit.

Incidentally, I don't mind Kate Humble...and would probably rather look like her than Bill.

9:59 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely the birds can hear Bill approaching from miles away, what with the "zwich...zwich" of all that Gore-Tex.
I had typed "hear him coming a mile off" but that sounded vulgar.

1:52 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Give me 'Slinky' every time.

Half price wet suits - what are you waiting for?

Kate Humble? Too bossy, smug, jolly hockey sticks, head girl for me.

Glad you rephrased.
Kate wouldn't want to hear Bill coming at any distance.

9:12 am  
Blogger BEAST said...

I assume that you were doing a hand stand , I cant imagine you are normally bearded.

1:53 pm  
Blogger garfer said...

And there was me thinking you were a fur coat and nae knickers sort.

You need a woolly cap to complete your gormless yokel Bill Oddie look.

2:22 pm  
Blogger Mopsa said...

I get the feeling that you are a lot taller than Bill... perhaps he'd benefit from some high strappy sandals?

3:49 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

*gives Kaz a slinky and a pair of strappy sandals*

5:31 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Bill Oddie is often known as a 'bearded tit'.
I'm just known as a 'tit'.

You know us Northern gals - nae coat at all whatever the weather.
Just a woolly hat and a basque.

Unfortunately I am probably one of the few people who is shorter than Bill.
Fortunately I am also slimmer.

OOh Thanks!
(puts on shoes and looks down at Bill Oddie).
Eat yer heart out Humble.

5:41 pm  
Blogger Donnnnn said...

That Birder looks like he has enough pockets to bring home an entire flock of specimens.

I hope he doesn't get cold..honestly if he wants to know what cold is send him over here in February..although there aren't many birds to watch..
a couple of dense Sparrows who forgot to bugger off but that's about it.

6:39 pm  
Blogger CyberPete said...

Anytime. Besides it was the ones I wore to MJs pool party so you may want to clean them a bit.

You know how rubbish she is a housekeeping.

8:19 pm  
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8:19 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Surely a few Canada geese stick around for the winter.

But she keeps her blog very clean?!

6:55 am  
Blogger CyberPete said...

She does?

It's all a cock-up to me

5:05 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

I was being ironic.

5:15 pm  
Blogger Flaming Nora said...

And just why is this look a bad thing? Got to be careful with those UVA rays you know. Keep well covered, that's my motto.

3:59 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Give him a balaclava and he'd have his own microclimate in there.

7:04 am  

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