Just like you and me.
I aim for a light hearted note here - frivolous trivia and suchlike.
But just for once let's have a little fellow feeling for our National Hero Wayne Rooney - shown above with his dad David Moyes.
Wayne was driving his lovely bride Coleen home to their Prestbury residence in the £90000 customised 4X4 Range Rover which he bought her for Christmas. Wayne stopped at the service station and filled the tank with petrol.
The vehicle spluttered to a halt just 1 mile from the service station - it should have been diesel.
A member of staff at Burtonwood said "It happens often - even to intelligent people". It will cost £5000 to repair.
Wayne also has a Lamborghini Gallardo....
a Bentley Continental GT...
as well as a BMW M6...
and an Aston Martin Vanquish.
'Please find it in your heart to give the lad some sympathy. When all's said and done prosperous celebs and wags feel the pain just like ordinary folk'.
I know that upset you - so here's something to make up for it.
Remember Henry Conway the popinjay son of the corrupt Tory MP who was sacked for using the taxpayers' money to 'employ' him as a 'researcher'. Some people weren't very nice to Henry when this happened.
But there is a happy ending. Henry appeared in photo spread in the Tatler recently and yesterday's Guardian 'WEEKEND' chose him to a write column called "Toff Tips"
He tells us that 'Posh' is en vogue again - and he doesn't mean Mrs Beckham.
So there is some justice after all.
And it looks like the New Romantics are back.