Ads 4 Boyz
So look and listen you chaps.
1 Put a Hustle in your Tussle.
I'm not even sure what a tussle is let alone how you put a hustle in it. But it must be good because "it's for the fellow who's on the job early and late - the chap who thinks fast and moves fast - Johnny on the spot".
i.e.The sort of bloke who can destroy an entire banking system and still get a bonus.
2: Rap the Right Rhythm.
A free pair of Raouls to the first reader who can tell me what they cost in new money.
3: Wear self supporting trousers.
OK, they don't look very sexy - but just imagine what you can do with your hands if you don't have to use them to hold your pants up.
4: Buy your sweetheart a waste disposal unit for her birthday.
He does look a bit knackered after being thanked three times a day - but he's obviously very satisfied.
5: Dress up a bit: