Beauty & the Beast.
So I wonder what these two hideous old gits are discussing.
The one on the left had Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow then Soon-Yi Previn (34 years his junior).
The one on the right married the ravishingly voluptuous Marilyn Monroe in 1956.
Explain please ???
And - do you reckon these two might get lucky?
KAZ
Labels: Life's a bitch.
posted by KAZ at 3:07 pm
28 Comments:
I can't explain it (unless being fabulously wealthy has something to do with it) but am hoping it means there's still a chance for me.
Soon Ye Inheritance.
Dave:
I believe Kylie's still single.
Or is she a bit too old for you?
Murph:
Is that a Biblical reference?
Dave helped me with your comment on the previous post - but this is his special subject.
Arthur Miller was all intellectual like and thus a total babe magnet to gormless blonde bimbos.
Woody, a nerdy New Yawk jewboy with hair difficulties, couldn't put up with the emaciated Mia Farrow who refused to make him chicken soup with dumplings because that was cruel to chickens. These days he eats fried dog with Soon Yiwatchamercaller.
The two at the bottom: are they two of the prisoners of 'Tenko' on a special occasion...?
Woody was witty and Miller was mindy....sadly for our cigar quaffing duo many men are intimidated by witty or smart women so they'll need something else...
Anyway, I can't see the appeal in Monroe, Farrow or Yi-Previn. Diane Keaton though, was a catch....
well it's either sex or money . . .
or both?
Garfer:
So - Are Woody and Arthur your role models?
Or would you prefer to attract a plump plain Jane with motherly tendencies?
Diddums:
I don't think they could find those beads in a Japanese prisoner-of-war camp.
But I bet the cigars and roses were plentiful.
NiC:
Diane Keaton - excellent taste you have.
And she's a decent photographer too.
Ziggi:
I see you don't go for the intellect theory then.
It's the teacher/student syndrome where the student has a thirst for knowledge about dark 1960s Swedish art films and dark Norwegian plays from the 1800s.
I'm a sucker for a brainy, witty man . . . I don't care if he's poor . . .
Sx
scarlet-blue: I'm the man for whom you've been searching.
Has Woody's woody failed and Miller is slipping him a Viagra?
I hope they get lucky but cigars rots your teeth so I'm not holding my breath.
is the one on the left Robert Mugabe.?
Geoff:
Spot on - How those teachers suffer.
Remember Sting?
'Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly'.
Scarlet:
Most of the male commenters round here are smart and witty enough.
Unfortunately they are all unlovely and impecunious.
(Apart from Dave that is)
As you can see he is sex on legs.
Dave:
I put in a good word for you.
mj:
Yes - when all's said and done you need some wood in your pencil - or should that be lead?
The Swedish Art films just aren't quite enough on their own.
Pete:
You'd need to hold your breath and your nose if you went anywhere near those cigars.
The blokes on your website don't resemble Woody Alan much do they?
Tony:
No - Robert hasn't got the eyebrows.
I think if the women traded down to more ladylike cigarettes and shaved their moustaches off, they might be in with a chance. But then Les Dawson has died now, hasn't he?
But yes I've never found intellectualism in a man quite *that* aphrodisiac nor a GSOH alone enough to embark on a relationship with a guy with no other redeeming features. Ditto wealth. One has to like at least half a dozen things about someone for a meaningful relationship I think, whatever those half-a-dozen components may be.
Everyone of every gender should be obliged to make SOME effort with their appearance though, even if not naturally blessed. In fact I would make it the law.
What happens if you think intellectual's the way, is you end up with kids who can't do their A level chemistry - cos they got their mother's (lack of) brain!
Chains and Rings and with the added little extra of Spectroscopy this year, are going to be the end of us, you must be very very very very clever Kaz but no wonder you're now idling - I expect your head exploded.
Laura:
Nice summary.
"Can't you see ...
..it's the chemistreee?"
Ziggi:
For once it wasn't the Chemistry that caused the explosion - it was the management who acted like bankers (and yes, I did mean the 'b')
Back in the 70s when the objects of my desire were searching for more recreational intercourse than procreational, I found that I never made much headway lulling them into a somnambulistic stupor while discussing the linguistic ramifictions of the Battle of Hastings or even revealing the blood pressure of a Giraffe..
which is 240/180.
Now however, my wife will go to great lengths and do just about anything to avoid any such dissertations...
weird eh?
It was a reference to Woodies Current wife's name. And motivation.
PS Has Donn photoshopped that beard on?
(re Donn, I don't like to tell him he looks like the Yorkshire Ripper)
Do they come with or without false teeth (are they fitted as standard)? If so I'll take the old dear on the right.
life's a beach. . .
. . .and then the tide comes in
personally, I've found that ugly men have a certin charm that good looking ones don't
in my humble experience, good looking men have never had to make interesting conversation, cos women go for their looks
(of course, I've been out of practice for quite a few years now)
Donn:
I find that any chat up line requiring recourse to the dictionary is ineffective.
But those twinkling eyes and pearly teeth should cut the mustard.
Murph:
You think she's motivated by money eh?
What a bitch.
PS - No he just used his felt tip as usual!
Ziggi:
Don't worry - I don't think Peter Sutcliffe's fame has spread to Winnipeg.
Steve:
I'm sure you won't regret it sir.
I'll have her parcelled up and delivered immediately.
View:
They love ugly men in France - but they must have big noses.
(I'll look forward to hearing about your comeback - a.s.a.p)
Well, Arthur Miller was quite a dish when he was younger so I can understand MM dropping the baseball player. America's greatest dramatist wants to cuddle up and write your lines - what's not to love?
The Woody Allen thing I don't get so much. Both Keaton and Farrow are bonkers of course, so that must have helped.
As for the two ladies: a commendable use of flowers and colour combination; mints required.
Woody Allen? It must be the sense of humour. He used to do brilliant stand up - and also he could 'get them great parts in the movies'.
Those ladies are from Cuba where the smoking of cigars is probably conpulsory.
Always be suspicious of people who shake hands with both hands. It's too creepy.
It always sends a shudder down my spine.
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