Da Do Ron Ron.
However, if you add an o and maybe a couple of other letters you are likely to get a superstar footballer. This can get extremely confusing so pay attention - especially those who 'don't do football' like Ms Scarlet.
Most of you will be familiar with Manchester United's Ronaldo. Yesterday he was crowned The World's Top Football player. Born into Portuguese poverty his magic feet turned him into a prima donna in no time at all.
This is another Ronaldo - a Brazilian who played for Barcelona.
Sometimes he looks like he's been eating too many of his namesake's burgers.
Ronaldinho is also Brazilian. He was worshipped as a God in Barcelona until they suddenly went off him and threatened to send him to Manchester City.
Naturally poor Ronnie was begging to relocate from Barcelona to Manchester - but it wasn't to be.
So we ended up with another Brazilian - Robinho.
Perhaps it's the lack of a proper Ronald in his name but this lad hasn't quite got the idea yet.
A few years back 'The Manchester Evening News' got used to this.
And instead of driving a fleet of gas guzzling Mercedes, Jaguars and SUVs like Wayne Rooney - he catches the bus.
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