Killer Heels

I have openly admitted to being a shortarse - so you won't be underwhelmed when we meet. There was a time when I wore high(ish) heels and the hideous platforms of the eighties were the answer to my prayers.

But I've been wearing Docs for years now - even for parties.
(Ed: Parties?? .... What parties?)


OK everyone thinks I'm standing in a hole, but according to this site I'm not much smaller than St. Francis of Assisi ... or Kylie.

So I shall ignore the current fashion for 7" super stilettos (that's over half a foot ha ha) - unlike Posh and Cam who turned up somewhere wearing identical pairs. These were probably by Christian Louboutin and cost a few hundred quid.


They're a bit cheaper at Primark.

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As well as bunions and corns, prolonged wearing of these shoes can cause broken bones, incontinence, back pain, menstrual dysfunction and fertility problems. You can find handy survival hints on U tube such as taking ibuprofen before venturing out.

Elsewhere on U tube, shoe fetishists must think they've died and gone to heaven.



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