Withnail & Drugs.
I suppose you heard that the cottage which belonged to Withnail's Uncle Monty (a.k.a. Hector in The History Boys) is for sale. It's near Shap in Cumbria - an area I know well. Not the cottage - probably because it 's 2 miles from the nearest road.
It 's under the hammer at the Berkeley Hotel in Knightsbridge, London, on 16 February, with a guide price of £145,000.
When I think of Withnail I always remember his attempt to beat the breathalyser after his drunken drive along the motorway to the fabulous sound of Voodoo Chile.
Sadly, he didn't have the internet where you'll find lots of sites hoping to sell you synthetic urine. You can have male or female - they get the hormones right for you.
The methods for of delivering it to the bottle are provided - including five inch ultra realistic prosthetic penis (available in 3 skin tones) heat pads to maintain correct temperature and 3 foot tubing with dispenser.
Users can fall foul of the law. A Swedish doctor says "Ever since I became aware of this false penis cheating method, I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis". Hmmmm.
What a shame that (allegedly)cocaine using England prop forward Matt Stevens hadn't read this before he took his test..
I couldn't find Withnail's police station scene so here they are demanding cake and fine wines in the tea shop.
Richard E Grant is teetotal which makes his performance even more wonderful.