While driving to Tameside yesterday morning (yes I do have an exciting life don't I?) … I found myself asking:
..do girls with vast bottoms wear skin tight jeans?
..do girls with fat legs choose mini skirts?
..do shortarsed girls walk in completely flat pumps (or are they plimsolls) when their tall mates wear killer heels?
..do massively bosomed girls wear huge smocks which make them look like a tent with two boy scouts fighting inside?
..do girls with bulging middles wear skimpy tops and low slung bottoms?
I suppose it's about the human spirit.
It's the same reason we eat too much chocolate cake when we know we'll get fat or have another pint when we know we'll feel suicidal in the morning.
We straighten our curly hair and perm our straight hair.
We scratch those mosquito bites knowing it'll make them worse.
We say yes when we should say no.
In other words we don't know how to be satisfied.
And that's good … isn't it ?
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