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I like to blog when I'm in Spain.There's no telly to watch unless you like NCIS in Catalan. There's football, but Liverpool 4 - Real Madrid 0 was switched off before half time.
So Kev and I sometimes sit at opposite ends of the table using his and her laptops.
Recently I realised I was typing with my back to the mirror. OOPs - Still it's OK because he'll think my blog is called ZAK.
(N.B. Kaz was my work name - Kev calls me by a similar 3 letter diminutive which begins with C)
But supposing he did a search for 'KAZ'.
Searchers have previously found their way here with terms such as -
- kaz takes it in the bottom
- nude kaz pictures
- kaz hedge trimmer
- kaz manchester united (Get lost)
- kaz bondage
- kaz enema British
- kaz sex photos
- kaz pussy
- major tom and kaz
- kaz fish and chips
- I would like to see kaz nude photos (they are very polite in Kenya)
- kaz model England (That's me)
- when I had a cold kaz rubbed some product on me
I tried searching on Google as far as page 25 - not a mention.
Google obviously only sends the perverts over here.
KAZ
Labels: Would Kev be amused?
posted by KAZ at 7:22 AM
36 Comments:
Are you sure it's a 3 letter word?
Wow you get all the good visitors don't you? I'm surprised they don't stick around to comment.
You should do a TV show 'Kaz and Kev'. It would be a smash!
Excuse me, Google does not send perverts here. I found you all on my own.
. . .but if you do type KAZ into google, a very wide variety of topics come up. . .
KAZ USA Store · KAZ UK Store · KAZ Canada Store · KAZ EU Store · KAZ Australia Store · KAZ New Zealand Store · KAZ South Africa Store
KAZ Advertising and commercial photography with tuition for amateur photographers in fashion, still life and glamour. Portfolios for male and female models. UK.
KAZ runs in a popup window without a toolbar to prevent users accidentally exiting the course through use of the browser's back button.
KAZ Manufacturer of humidifiers, vaporizers, insect control products, heaters, fans, and air cleaners.
KAZ 298.75 -11.25 (-3.63%) 12 Mar 08:32 GMT, Open: 309.75, High: 309.75, Low: 292.00, Volume: 313,351, Avg Vol: N/A, Mkt Cap: 1.60B
Crafty ideas by KAZ providing a complete range of craft products.
Jazz influenced singer, songwriter and guitarist, KAZ is an increasingly acclaimed, young UK singer, songwriter & guitarist.
KAZ is a master of deception. His works posit ordinary objects with a humble simplicity. View art online at The Saatchi Gallery - London contemporary ...
KAZ will teach you how to learn to type and master your computer ... Learning to touch type with KAZ is tested and proven with over 1 million users. ...
and so it goes on
none as interesting as your thoughts here, of course. . .
(-;
(I think I like this one best: "KAZ runs in a popup window without a toolbar to prevent users accidentally exiting the course through use of the browser's back button")
What does Abby sound like in Catalan?
If I could just inject a worrying note, could it be that all that searching is actually romantic tinker Kev trying to track you down from the bottom end of the table?
Change places and see if you can track down "Vek".
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How about Kaz's Underworld - A weekly humor strip by Kaz, about sordid doings in a surreal city ???
Sx
P.S Sorry for deletion.. I'm having a misspelling typo day.
You're (unsurprisingly) Google's Number 1 for "Kaz Vitapointe"!
I'm not sure it's google's fault. It's just that perverts are the only people using the internet.
I should know.
Pete:
Perhaps they're the type of commenters who say - 'Hi Kaz love the blog' - then never come back.
TV show - excellent idea.
Who would you choose to play the part of Kaz?
Vicus:
Fancy some fish and chips?
View:
I award you a phD for your research - Doctor View sounds good.
View 2:
That's lovely.
But I would like to be the Kaz who is 'being an increasingly acclaimed, young UK singer, songwriter & guitarist'.
If only.
Dave:
Like a completely different person who speaks Catalan.
But she is still just as brilliant.
Rog:
I have become accustomed to your 'worrying notes' since you directed me to Kev's secret blog last year.
Google introduced me to Tom Vek - a solo singer guitarist - remind you of anyone?
Scarlet:
Kaz's Underworld sounds good - unless you are a Coronation St fan where 'Underworld' is a knicker factory.
I assumed the deletion was Rog saying something rude and then thinking better of it.
NiC:
Nos 1 and 2.
Hey - perhaps I can ask them for more vouchers.
Rol:
I see what you mean - just look at that lot above.
What about Kaz Doorstep Challenge?
Geoff:
That Shane Ritchie had better not come round to my doorstep - unless he wants a thick ear!
Oh that Cyberpete and his three letter word...what a rascal.
I've never had anyone EVER find my Blog via googling...nor do I expect anyone to. You could change all of that by simply posting photos in accordance with some of the titles that you found.
Wow..I appreciate your dedication to the craft. In a few sleeps I will be practicing my Spanglish in Mayheeko and the last thing that I will be doing is blogging...I will be to busy doing NOTHING..nada..zippo..I will be a glowing-red, gluttonous, inebriated, lump on the beach.
Brain? I won't need no steekeen' Brain!
I will conserve all of my strength for oggling over my book (just have to make certain that it isn't upside down again..awkward) and lifting my arm so that a nice man can quietly replace the drink in my hand.
Definitely Old School.
Someone found my blog by Googling “Naked Kaz.”
I get some peculiar searches with my name as well.
For example, “Mistress MJ force feeding” and someone posing the question, “MJ was gay Saturday?”
one of the reasons i like your blog is that my birth certificate reads "Karol Anthony Zimnoch".Spooky or What!
Donn:
Remember our life styles are different.
I am on a sort of permanent holiday.
Hence during my time in Spain I don't really need to turn into an idle lump because I am one already.
Kev can be relied upon to replenish the drink at regular intervals - he does have his uses.
MJ:
Gay?
If you're going be Gay it should definitely be on a Saturday.
The best night in the Village.
Tony:
So - you should have called your blog KAZ and mine should have been Everton.
...I thought 'Underworld' sounded familiar...
Sx
'Ere darlin', I 'as to admit, like, it were the hedge trimmers and the fish 'n' chips that brought me here initially. Now I only stay for the British enema.
Hmmm. That's not easy. How about no not her, and not her. Hmmm. Well I'd cast Lauren Graham for anything and she's pretty and very talented but maybe she's not YOU. Bette Midler?
I'm more than happy to be one of those perverts Kaz.... I just wish I had more time for more perving... :O).. love that list...
Scarlet:
That place just hasn't been the same since Mike Baldwin died.
Steve:
I don't really know why it must be British - but it makes me very proud.
Pete:
(Ignores bette Midler suggestion)
:(
Lauren Graham - Hmm yes - but a bit too sporty looking.
Think KAZ think wimp.
Wom:
Perhaps you were the Tom in 'Major Tom'.
I think he could only love you all the more! You have a blog to be proud of Kaz. And when you talk about him, while there may be a touch of mild brutality here and there, there is also evidently a lot of genuine affection too. Think he would particularly like your old band line-up poster post from a few weeks ago.
His n hers laptops - how romantic!
I wish I was somewhere warm.
Laura:
Interesting opinion - thanks.
I haven't said anything too brutal recently - but there's lots of stuff here which could be 'used in evidence against me'.
But if friend A read the blog there would really be trouble.
Jane:
Spring is (hopefully) on its way.
I have tagged you...
Sx
I already did something like this for Pete.
Will this do?
Oh dearie me.
I did laugh, though.
In the sanscript, ancient, no longer used Juzbekhistani language, the word Kaz means "blogger".
But I LOVE Bette!
A non overweight Kirstie Alley? I should just stop before I insult you again right?
SSS:
But those people who found me via NiC are not perverts - of course.
Nora:
I wonder what Nora means?
Pete:
Kirsty is fine - nut they're all so BIG.
Remember I'm Kylie size.
But no I'm not suggesting Kylie - perhaps Sandra Bullock, Diane Keaton or Sally Field.
Let's stop NOW.
We are waiting for your announcement.
"Charlie"?
Tony - Your cat?
Have I got it wrong?
Ah, "Nora" means: "Blogger but not as good as Kaz".
Nora:
No - it means - "Blogger - but not as long winded as Kaz".
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