Sunday, September 27, 2009

German germans.

In Catalan the word GERMAN means BROTHER.

Hortz and Willy live in Catalunya - So they are German germans.

Before I proceed, let me make it absolutely clear that Hortz and Willy are a couple of spiffing chaps with an excellent sense of humour. Not that I understand much of what they say - but I always laugh heartily just in case.

So I hope that's clear - because I once wrote about the game of naked leap frog as enjoyed by some German city dwellers during lunch hours in the park.
My lack of appreciation for this German activity prompted a complaint from a regular reader and so I deleted the post.

Last week I read that nude Germans are to have their own hiking track. The Swiss may have banned them but they can still lurk behind the bushes on quiet beaches in Spain.

British birders in search of a long toed stint or a penduline tit may get quite a shock.

I mean it's so embarrasing - you just don't know where to look do you?

And YES - they are naked - I checked through the binoculars.


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Blogger Dave said...

This blog will get am x-certificate if you continue putting up pics of nudes.

I won't ask if they get bigger if you click on them. The pictures I mean.

3:08 pm  
Blogger xl said...

So, did you see any tits?

3:25 pm  
Blogger MJ said...

There are still battles to be fought since the Germans lost the deck chair war.

Oh Hai XL!

3:33 pm  
Blogger savannah said...

oh my! xoxox

3:57 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

I wouldn't want to sit on a deck chair after a naked German, MJ. So all hail the Russians!

These nudists are so cocksure, aren't they?

4:43 pm  
Blogger garfer said...

Germans like to smoke pipes while naked.

I disapprove of Kraut bratwurst displayed in public.

4:55 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

If you tell on me, I'll tell on you.

Yes - not avian and certainly not young and beautiful.

It's that sort of comment that got me a telling off.
The Brits will have to do without - we just can't afford the bribes now the pound has fallen below the Euro.

Oh yes!

They've never forgiven us for 1966.

Well at least they couldn't do that in the pub any more.
Does it make you want to become a vegetarian?

5:19 pm  
Blogger Steve said...

I wonder why the Germans are so intent on airing their bits whilst carrying out odd activities? Just think, if WWII had gone the other way... how different our lunch breaks would be...

5:32 pm  
Blogger tony said...

Bloody Germans.even when they are alone & miles from anywhere they still show-Off.Why do foreigners insist on being different?
Perhaps They Were Reinacting Rommels North Afica Campaign?

5:41 pm  
Blogger Rog said...

Those pendulous tits are just so unattractive. And I thought Spanish Willy was almost eradicated with modern antibiotics?

Your readers are gradually assimilating a passing knowledge of Catalin via these regular updates Kaz - you should apply for a grant.

6:12 pm  
Blogger geraldgee said...

Could you put the naked leapfrog back on?

6:55 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ARe the two naked people Horst and Willie?

9:00 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

We may have been eating bratwurst butties.

Oh dear I'll get a content warning.

Perhaps you'd prefer bearded tits... I promise not to use that joke again.
There'll be a test next week - get revising.

You seem to fit in well round here - Pervert!

9:01 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Hi Mago:
I can't really say - I wasn't looking at their faces.

9:02 pm  
Blogger Roses said...

As I've got older I want to see less human flesh, no matter the attractiveness or youth.

Why I spend so much time round MJs I have yet to figure out...

9:07 pm  
Blogger dinahmow said...

The Swiss link shows a nude with *sock guards.* Wouldn't want any sharp grass seeds getting lodged in his boot, I suppose...

1:17 am  
Blogger I, Like The View said...

what a beautiful stretch of coastline. . .

. . .weren't you a little tempted to join the naked sunbathers?

8:38 am  
Blogger zIggI said...

is that Oz?!!!!?

9:31 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Believe me - very few of this lot are young and beautiful.
They are possibly escapees from Infomaniac.

How strange - we call them galoshes - anti mud.
Now I'm wondering what that frame thing is on the left walker.

I'm far too inhibited.
The beach is part of a huge protected area - no development allowed and wildlife is protected.

It could be - but surely Rog isn't as fat as that.

9:43 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops! Your response landed on my arty page! ( sometimes Blogger makes it awkward to post comments from the Wordpress site), but, yes, my avatar is the Porphyrio porphyrio. Well=spotted! This particular bird was raised as an orphaned chic and returned the following year with her mate. And then the randy beggars bred! This was in NZ, but we have them here(Aus) too.
That's quite enough of your column! Good night.

11:30 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I probably should have typed "chick" but they are rather chic in their scarley-navy attire, with white flash.

11:32 am  
Blogger Scarlet-Blue said...

Lets hope that any hiking track is kept free from stinging nettles.

12:06 pm  
Blogger Roses said...

...or brambles...

5:49 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

They have been successfully reintroduced in this area of Spain - but are normally rare.
Yes - they are chic.
Note to self - must investigate that red, navy and white colour scheme.

You are too charitable - it would be cheaper to buy them some leggings.

They could use a stick like the rest of us.
Nude hiking must not be encouraged.

7:05 pm  
Blogger savannah said...


1:33 am  
Blogger Donn w/2nz said...

I have no desire to see schnitzel while I'm on vacation.

If those Barbarians were blocking my view I would have run at them with pre-agitated crabs wielding their angry claws to and fro!

4:28 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

It's a pleasure!

We are in total agreement - I'm off to find a few pre - agitated crabs.
There's a goood fishmonger in the market.

9:40 am  
Blogger BEAST said...

I should imagine you find this especially shocking Miss Kaz , what with your vegetarian sensibilities !

11:23 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Indeed Beast - it's been a very long time since my luscious lips encircled a bratwurst, salami or Walls skinless.

4:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:57 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

What a terrible accident.

8:31 am  

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