What not to wear.
This notice has appeared on the pub in Rassbottom Street.
I presume these rules apply to men. Surely they wouldn't mind women in work wear.
But I'd like to add a few to the list - these are mainly for the women.
NO Orange tans
NO Black tights with white shoes.
NO Leggings with short tops - unless you have one of these.
NO Sequinned boob tubes with micro minis, black killeer heels and bare legs. (Come on girls - You know you'll be rat-arsed before chucking out time)
NO Full hijab. Not a good outfit for beer drinking and the pub needs to make a profit.