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KAZ's FULLY ILLUSTRATED TWEETS
It seems that a lot of you still don't like Twitter.
So I'm going to tweet right here on the blog again
Tweet 4:
People who visit my home - Kev, Doctors, Carers, District Nurses, Social workers, Macmillan nurses, Physiotherapist, Chiropodist, Do gooders, Anorexic Anne from no 22, Scintillating friends, Sad lads, Jazz fan.
And I'm supposed to be a loner!
Tweet 5:
I support Spain usually instead of Gerard and Rooney.
But I stand to win £100 if Holland win (tenner at 10 to one)
????
Tweet 6:
We live practically next door to Sainsbury's - look what's on BOGOF.
Back the van up Rog!
KAZ
So I'm going to tweet right here on the blog again
Tweet 4:
People who visit my home - Kev, Doctors, Carers, District Nurses, Social workers, Macmillan nurses, Physiotherapist, Chiropodist, Do gooders, Anorexic Anne from no 22, Scintillating friends, Sad lads, Jazz fan.
And I'm supposed to be a loner!
Tweet 5:
I support Spain usually instead of Gerard and Rooney.
But I stand to win £100 if Holland win (tenner at 10 to one)
????
Tweet 6:
We live practically next door to Sainsbury's - look what's on BOGOF.Back the van up Rog!
KAZ
posted by KAZ at 9:47 am
81 Comments:
yeay first!
Re #6:
Q: Do you like Kipling?
A: "I don't know. I've never kippled!"
(oops, sorry - erm, after Tweet 4, I thought I'd keep it brief, and as for T5 WTF!!!!)
Have some fresh raspberries from my garden.
I'm sure they'd go well with Battenberg. And a pint of cream. And a little ice cream.
Wow ,I love a good BOGOFF. You are also lucky to have Scintillating friends,I will send mine round as they are a bit ropey and could do with some good influence and some Battenburg.
I wondered who Bogged Off with all the Bloody Battenberg!
Your flat does sound a little Crowded House. People Falling at Your Feet in your Private Universe - It's Only Natural.
You could have invented a new Web 3.0 phenomenan - Blog Tweeting. BLEETING!!!!
PS Wasn't "Anorexic Anne from No 22" an early Beatles B-Side to stop Ringo from grumbling?
...or Twogging...?
Sx
Mini battenburgs? Kerry Katona must be spinning in her slingbacks...
;-)
On Spain v Holland, take the money!
;)
cakes! xoxoxoo
(i still have my sainsbury's wine carrier that i picked up last time i was in london. it's perfect for picnics - carries wine, glasses and damn near everything a drunk needs in the park!)
Do these mini Battenberg come with real marzipan?
YO! I've had a bet on Holland to win (10 to 1) since the group stages!
Great minds etc.
MacMillan nurses?? Hope those girls are just passing through
Take care.
x
Yea,Holland are a good bet.welcome back from Tweetistan!
Efficiency savings require you to be visited by a do-gooding sad jazz chiropedist.Them buggers scoff cake like nobody's business.
I still get palpitations at the memory of Neekens, Cruyff, Yoengblood and co.But the Spanish footwork is fancy.What to do!What to do!
If you've got the bandwidth, this might take your mind off it for a while
http://colouringoutsidethelines.blogspot.com/2010/07/amazing-animal-art.html
Bleeting. Twogging. God! I love this place.
*sigh*
Everywhere I go, it seems that standards started slipping once I left the country.
How are you supposed to live up to your reputation as an Idler, if you've got this constant stream of visitors?
I will let you off as long as you confirm you've got a large comfy chair that you hold court from, rattling your empty glass, making your visitors run around after your every whim.
If Rog suggests your hairstyle is more like Pineapple Head, I'll happily slap him for you.
Must admit I'm one of those who never got into Twitter and have no idea what it's about or how to follow anyone on it. Thanks for sharing your tweets on the blog Kaz - my, what a procession of visitors to your door! Sounds like you've got more folk waiting attendance than the Queen at the moment!
I love that you are eating that (revolting but) gorgeous cake.
I am distressed to find you promoting the cause of marzipan. It is an abomination, and 36th in the list of "God's cock-ups".
Thank you Kaz. I wouldn't have tried tweeting if it hadn't been for your request, so stuck in the mud am I.
There isn't much cake there but plenty of Geoff and Betty excellent one-liners.
Yesterday I found Tunnocks Teacakes in an old sweet shop in Shropshire - made me think of Garfer.
We are back from Nottingham just in time to cheer on the Dutch. You'll get your money, Kaz.
I gave up Mr Kiplings cakes as they made me talk very nasally.
Hope you're quids in with Holland, but not the most exciting game so far. Hope all well.
Were you overcome with emotion at the Spanish win this afternoon?
I hope you celebrated with some bubbly.
It's hot and sticky here. I'm told it's the same back home. I should have just stayed put.
I did weird things to the toast while half-watching the game instead of getting breakfast.
Sorry about your hundred quid, Kaz, but I expect you're really pleased with the result.
hugs.
Here's some virtual oranges, figs, avocados, rioja wine, blue sky and squealing, wheeling swifts to surround you for as long as you like.Big abrazo. Rozanne
I am begining to wonder about you and Mr. Kipling?
Hello Kaz, it's called "Copernicium" this new element. Wonder whether they'll find some more.
ah here I am late for the party and doing no good - but I could do with borrowing a do gooder to do the cleaning, have you a spare?
Shame about your money, but that'll teach you for doubting Paul. I had money on Villa scoring the first goal - even though I wanted the Cloggies to win. It was rubbish though wasn't it?
If you dissolve marzipan in gin it makes something not dissimilar to napalm.
This blog is beginning to read like my old chemistry book!
Happy Wednesday.
Do you need more supplies?
I brought you some freshly picked mangos and avocados from my brother's garden.
I'll leave the bottle of rum on the table. Sip it, don't knock it back. It's the good stuff.
I like twitter but I like blogging better and hope the better blogger gets better, you'd better, or I'll come round and twityer.
Are you in the market for a couple of bottles of milk stout and a crisp butty?
I'm picking fresh rocket, tomatoes, parsley, thyme and sage.Could you eat an omm-a-let, chook?
There was a Battenberg pun on 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue' this week and now it's featuring in the novel I'm reading: 'The Clothes on their Backs' by Linda Grant.
Dramatic piano music.
Yeay View
Have you battenburged?
Thanks Dave sounds fab
So kind - but my Battenburg is fir me alone o and one piece for you.
Bleeting - I shall patent it
Mago It tastes real? WHAT OTHER SORT IS THERE?
I WAS STILL HAPPY TO SEE SPAIN WIN
do-gooding sad jazz chiropodist???
Ta for the warning.
Chair = bed Roses - Laura do you think her maj is a loner?
Pete gorgeous cake - don't tell MJ
Vicus: What do you use to stick your icing with?
Geoff wrong
Kevin forget the stout - save it for Ena - I'll have the butty.
again
Madame: chuffed for SPAIN.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF STEAM NOW.
........ Linda Grant??
Have you read 'Still Here' Arabella?
I though it was excellent.
I don't 'burg. . . can't stand the stuff on the outside!! all the more for you
XXX
Sounds like Heathrow Airport round at your house. I certainly wouldn't let any jazz fans past the front door. Can't you get them to form an orderly queue and put a "Half day closing" sign up in the window when you get fed up of them all?
Regards to you and Kev, anyway.
Some of us have been doing a silly little writing analysis (it's Dave's fault-he started it!) and I thought I'd chuck your hat in the ring. It says you write like James Joyce. Which is about even money, along with some bloke called David Wallace.(Who might have had a dog called Grommit.)
Now that I've buggered your day with that...I'll go.
xx n hugs
Hi I have just started a Cherry Bakewell, if you fancy it?
Forget Twitter - this blog page's turning into a FACEBOOK WALL.
Anyhoos thought I'd call over to drop off some flowers and remind you to keep on taking care of yourself.
I'm back from The Bush.
Just thought I'd pop in and say hi.
Hi Kaz !
Wet Monday Greetings From Hebden Bridge X
Cherry Bakewells are crack cocaine. I've had to wean myself off with small custard tarts.
did someone mention custard tarts?
lots of blogging love KAZ
hope you're resting up and being looked after by Kev and your various scintillating friends, good doers, lads who are sad etc etc
XXXX
6am and it's still dark!
I just thought you'd like to know that.
Wouldn't it be nice if Blogger built in a Smiley feature? :-)
I looked longingly at the Battenburg when I was in Tesco's the other day... I nearly bought you some.
Just checking in with a :o)
Sx
As our cousins over the water would say 'happy hump day'.
I like the sound of it even though they just mean Happy Wednesday.
I was thinking of making today a cake-free day.Any guesses as to how that will go? No need for you to join in of course!
5 am in the Midlands and a light sky - groan.
I've carved some cucumbers into little baskets and am filling them with marzipan.
You'll love 'em! Honest!
Hallo KAZ, am just dropping by ...
Kaz, love and strength to you and big hug to Kev for all his hard work, much though I'm sure it's a labour of love.
How could it be otherwise?
Lxx
Happy Saturday Kaz.
Abandoning unpacking for a Black Country bbq.
Me again. It's Saturday.
As you don't FB, I had a thrill this morning.
I woke up to a dying cockroach, not my usual caliber of bedroom company.
Ho hum...that's the downside to staying in the tropics.
Hope you're enjoying your battenburgs.
They're selling lemon-flavoured Jammy Dodgers in the Co-op now. What a world.
Some non-blogging friends want me to send greetings.Three women, one breast between them. They reckon anything's possible.
Cucumber and marzipan? Really?
Hi Kaz, happy Sunday.
Not to sure about the cucumber baskets with the marzipan Rog is flogging.
I think it may work with a melon.
Warm hugs from Canada, Kaz. Hope you are comfortable. If you eat enough of those Battenburgs, I'm sure you'd be in a stupor just from the sugar!
morning!
XXX
Ugh. It's Monday morning.
I think Monday sucks. Whatever you're doing, where ever you are.
Bleugh.
A bit like how I feel about Rog's cucumber and marzipan baskets. I would ask if he's pregnant, but having seen him round Dave's, I know this isn't the case.
Hello! I see "your lot" won the bike race as well.Americas Cup next?
*Enter Scarlet, stage right, wearing wrinkly tights, and carrying a tempting tray of tea things and a plate of macaroons*
Sx
*sneaks up and swipes a macaroon*
They are very more-ish!
Sx
Yesterday I lost half a nature valley bar in my tea and created tea-porridge in the bottom of my mug. Not so more-ish.
Hope you are having a tea-porridge free Tuesday.
Just brought the dog round to clear up the ocean of cake crumbs and tea porridge round here.
God knows, someone'll be round with more cake soon...
Take care
Marzipan cucumbers and tea porridge? Bloody 'ell! No wonder you're poorly!
I'm Idlethoughts cos Blogger doesn't like me.
Busted.
I brought some freshly baked banana bread. No, not done by me. Don't be silly. Made with bananas grown by my brother, baked by his MIL.
*leaves a piece on floor for Ned*
How are you doing lovely Kaz?
Heard Magic Bus at lunch today, so thought of you!
KAZ! You Are Mentioned HERE ! Much Love XXXXX
Dear Kaz,
Those Kiples & bits must be covered in crack because they look like mini pieces of house insulation?
I came back to the blogosphere to see how you're doing? You seem to be as funny as ever, trade costumes with one of those do-gooders traipsing back and forth and sneak off to Spain.
I'm stuck on Facebook? On top of all my other shortcomings, apparently Sloth has managed to take over the gang...I don't know how Sloth beat out Lust and Envy?
Come over and visit me..
it's infinitely more annoying than Twitter and Blogger, but it's so easy.
XXX OOO
Donn :)
thanks for all these - been a bit tired, but stillaround.
rog - i saw that cucumber boat on telly.
sorry cant do individual replies i'llrally round soon.
Hi Kaz,
Hope you're still having a good time with Mr Kipling. I'm a French Fancy girl myself.
SSS x
Kaz: Nice to see your writing. I almost expect your entries to be cake smeared.
Love to you x ( and Mr Kipling )
...and apologies for the tea porridge... that'll teach me to dunk inappropriate objects...
Sx
Apologies accepted, m'dear.
(I've always wondered why the cakes' name wasn't also changed after the war...I wonder about these things.)
But I suppose people didn't fancy a slice of Mountbatten...
Kaz, fancy some Dusty?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl8fKAYQuPk
x
A double windsor for me ...
hello lovely Kaz! Made scones you know (well nearly, watched while they were being made) they were very nice but who can be bothered with all that eh? Mr K deffo the way to go :)
XXXX
Hellooooo!
I haven't forgotten you, you'll be disappointed to note.
I'm drinking lime juice and imagining how you'd make it far more unhealthy.
http://yfrog.com/0qcvpij
Will this do as a postcard from Dorset Kaz? It's a bit like the Acropolis when the sun comes out
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