Saturday, July 10, 2010

Piccadilly Circus

KAZ's FULLY ILLUSTRATED TWEETS

It seems that a lot of you still don't like Twitter.
So I'm going to tweet right here on the blog again



Tweet 4:

People who visit my home - Kev, Doctors, Carers, District Nurses, Social workers, Macmillan nurses, Physiotherapist, Chiropodist, Do gooders, Anorexic Anne from no 22, Scintillating friends, Sad lads, Jazz fan.


And I'm supposed to be a loner!

Tweet 5:

I support Spain usually instead of Gerard and Rooney.
But I stand to win £100 if Holland win (tenner at 10 to one)

????


Tweet 6:

We live practically next door to Sainsbury's - look what's on BOGOF.
Back the van up Rog!

KAZ

81 Comments:

Blogger I, Like The View said...

yeay first!

10:33 am  
Blogger xl said...

Re #6:

Q: Do you like Kipling?

A: "I don't know. I've never kippled!"

10:33 am  
Blogger I, Like The View said...

(oops, sorry - erm, after Tweet 4, I thought I'd keep it brief, and as for T5 WTF!!!!)

10:34 am  
Blogger Dave said...

Have some fresh raspberries from my garden.

I'm sure they'd go well with Battenberg. And a pint of cream. And a little ice cream.

11:02 am  
Blogger Kerrie said...

Wow ,I love a good BOGOFF. You are also lucky to have Scintillating friends,I will send mine round as they are a bit ropey and could do with some good influence and some Battenburg.

11:47 am  
Blogger Rog said...

I wondered who Bogged Off with all the Bloody Battenberg!

Your flat does sound a little Crowded House. People Falling at Your Feet in your Private Universe - It's Only Natural.

You could have invented a new Web 3.0 phenomenan - Blog Tweeting. BLEETING!!!!

PS Wasn't "Anorexic Anne from No 22" an early Beatles B-Side to stop Ringo from grumbling?

12:26 pm  
Blogger Scarlet Blue said...

...or Twogging...?
Sx

12:57 pm  
Blogger Steve said...

Mini battenburgs? Kerry Katona must be spinning in her slingbacks...

;-)

2:36 pm  
Blogger white rabbit said...

On Spain v Holland, take the money!

;)

2:59 pm  
Blogger savannah said...

cakes! xoxoxoo

(i still have my sainsbury's wine carrier that i picked up last time i was in london. it's perfect for picnics - carries wine, glasses and damn near everything a drunk needs in the park!)

3:01 pm  
OpenID 63mago said...

Do these mini Battenberg come with real marzipan?

4:23 pm  
Blogger Macy said...

YO! I've had a bet on Holland to win (10 to 1) since the group stages!
Great minds etc.

MacMillan nurses?? Hope those girls are just passing through
Take care.
x

4:38 pm  
Blogger tony said...

Yea,Holland are a good bet.welcome back from Tweetistan!

6:35 pm  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

Efficiency savings require you to be visited by a do-gooding sad jazz chiropedist.Them buggers scoff cake like nobody's business.

8:53 pm  
OpenID moreidlethoughts said...

I still get palpitations at the memory of Neekens, Cruyff, Yoengblood and co.But the Spanish footwork is fancy.What to do!What to do!
If you've got the bandwidth, this might take your mind off it for a while
http://colouringoutsidethelines.blogspot.com/2010/07/amazing-animal-art.html

Bleeting. Twogging. God! I love this place.

9:34 pm  
Blogger Roses said...

*sigh*

Everywhere I go, it seems that standards started slipping once I left the country.

How are you supposed to live up to your reputation as an Idler, if you've got this constant stream of visitors?

I will let you off as long as you confirm you've got a large comfy chair that you hold court from, rattling your empty glass, making your visitors run around after your every whim.

If Rog suggests your hairstyle is more like Pineapple Head, I'll happily slap him for you.

9:54 pm  
Blogger The Poet Laura-eate said...

Must admit I'm one of those who never got into Twitter and have no idea what it's about or how to follow anyone on it. Thanks for sharing your tweets on the blog Kaz - my, what a procession of visitors to your door! Sounds like you've got more folk waiting attendance than the Queen at the moment!

10:26 am  
Blogger CyberPete said...

I love that you are eating that (revolting but) gorgeous cake.

11:31 am  
Blogger Vicus Scurra said...

I am distressed to find you promoting the cause of marzipan. It is an abomination, and 36th in the list of "God's cock-ups".

12:05 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

Thank you Kaz. I wouldn't have tried tweeting if it hadn't been for your request, so stuck in the mud am I.
There isn't much cake there but plenty of Geoff and Betty excellent one-liners.

Yesterday I found Tunnocks Teacakes in an old sweet shop in Shropshire - made me think of Garfer.

2:46 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

We are back from Nottingham just in time to cheer on the Dutch. You'll get your money, Kaz.

I gave up Mr Kiplings cakes as they made me talk very nasally.

6:51 pm  
Blogger Madame DeFarge said...

Hope you're quids in with Holland, but not the most exciting game so far. Hope all well.

8:09 pm  
Blogger Roses said...

Were you overcome with emotion at the Spanish win this afternoon?

I hope you celebrated with some bubbly.

It's hot and sticky here. I'm told it's the same back home. I should have just stayed put.

12:09 am  
OpenID moreidlethoughts said...

I did weird things to the toast while half-watching the game instead of getting breakfast.
Sorry about your hundred quid, Kaz, but I expect you're really pleased with the result.
hugs.

7:15 am  
Blogger Rosie said...

Here's some virtual oranges, figs, avocados, rioja wine, blue sky and squealing, wheeling swifts to surround you for as long as you like.Big abrazo. Rozanne

10:03 am  
Blogger Kerrie said...

I am begining to wonder about you and Mr. Kipling?

12:03 pm  
OpenID 63mago said...

Hello Kaz, it's called "Copernicium" this new element. Wonder whether they'll find some more.

5:34 pm  
Blogger Zig said...

ah here I am late for the party and doing no good - but I could do with borrowing a do gooder to do the cleaning, have you a spare?

Shame about your money, but that'll teach you for doubting Paul. I had money on Villa scoring the first goal - even though I wanted the Cloggies to win. It was rubbish though wasn't it?

If you dissolve marzipan in gin it makes something not dissimilar to napalm.

10:52 pm  
OpenID moreidlethoughts said...

This blog is beginning to read like my old chemistry book!

11:17 pm  
Blogger Roses said...

Happy Wednesday.

Do you need more supplies?

I brought you some freshly picked mangos and avocados from my brother's garden.

I'll leave the bottle of rum on the table. Sip it, don't knock it back. It's the good stuff.

12:51 pm  
Blogger Flaming Nora said...

I like twitter but I like blogging better and hope the better blogger gets better, you'd better, or I'll come round and twityer.

6:57 pm  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

Are you in the market for a couple of bottles of milk stout and a crisp butty?

9:47 pm  
OpenID moreidlethoughts said...

I'm picking fresh rocket, tomatoes, parsley, thyme and sage.Could you eat an omm-a-let, chook?

10:37 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

There was a Battenberg pun on 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue' this week and now it's featuring in the novel I'm reading: 'The Clothes on their Backs' by Linda Grant.
Dramatic piano music.

7:25 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Yeay View

Have you battenburged?

Thanks Dave sounds fab

So kind - but my Battenburg is fir me alone o and one piece for you.

Bleeting - I shall patent it

Mago It tastes real? WHAT OTHER SORT IS THERE?

I WAS STILL HAPPY TO SEE SPAIN WIN

do-gooding sad jazz chiropodist???
Ta for the warning.

Chair = bed Roses - Laura do you think her maj is a loner?

Pete gorgeous cake - don't tell MJ

Vicus: What do you use to stick your icing with?

Geoff wrong

Kevin forget the stout - save it for Ena - I'll have the butty.
again

Madame: chuffed for SPAIN.



I'M RUNNING OUT OF STEAM NOW.

........ Linda Grant??

Have you read 'Still Here' Arabella?
I though it was excellent.

10:53 am  
Blogger I, Like The View said...

I don't 'burg. . . can't stand the stuff on the outside!! all the more for you

XXX

10:10 am  
Blogger Betty said...

Sounds like Heathrow Airport round at your house. I certainly wouldn't let any jazz fans past the front door. Can't you get them to form an orderly queue and put a "Half day closing" sign up in the window when you get fed up of them all?

Regards to you and Kev, anyway.

4:09 pm  
OpenID moreidlethoughts said...

Some of us have been doing a silly little writing analysis (it's Dave's fault-he started it!) and I thought I'd chuck your hat in the ring. It says you write like James Joyce. Which is about even money, along with some bloke called David Wallace.(Who might have had a dog called Grommit.)

Now that I've buggered your day with that...I'll go.
xx n hugs

6:28 am  
Blogger Kerrie said...

Hi I have just started a Cherry Bakewell, if you fancy it?

12:37 pm  
Blogger Macy said...

Forget Twitter - this blog page's turning into a FACEBOOK WALL.
Anyhoos thought I'd call over to drop off some flowers and remind you to keep on taking care of yourself.

6:32 pm  
Blogger Roses said...

I'm back from The Bush.

Just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

1:00 pm  
Blogger tony said...

Hi Kaz !
Wet Monday Greetings From Hebden Bridge X

6:32 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

Cherry Bakewells are crack cocaine. I've had to wean myself off with small custard tarts.

5:09 pm  
Blogger I, Like The View said...

did someone mention custard tarts?

lots of blogging love KAZ

hope you're resting up and being looked after by Kev and your various scintillating friends, good doers, lads who are sad etc etc

XXXX

5:42 pm  
OpenID moreidlethoughts said...

6am and it's still dark!
I just thought you'd like to know that.
Wouldn't it be nice if Blogger built in a Smiley feature? :-)

9:03 pm  
Blogger Scarlet Blue said...

I looked longingly at the Battenburg when I was in Tesco's the other day... I nearly bought you some.

Just checking in with a :o)
Sx

8:46 am  
Blogger Roses said...

As our cousins over the water would say 'happy hump day'.

I like the sound of it even though they just mean Happy Wednesday.

1:31 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

I was thinking of making today a cake-free day.Any guesses as to how that will go? No need for you to join in of course!
5 am in the Midlands and a light sky - groan.

4:52 am  
Blogger Rog said...

I've carved some cucumbers into little baskets and am filling them with marzipan.

You'll love 'em! Honest!

9:07 pm  
OpenID 63mago said...

Hallo KAZ, am just dropping by ...

9:41 pm  
Blogger The Poet Laura-eate said...

Kaz, love and strength to you and big hug to Kev for all his hard work, much though I'm sure it's a labour of love.

How could it be otherwise?

Lxx

10:49 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

Happy Saturday Kaz.
Abandoning unpacking for a Black Country bbq.

6:36 am  
Blogger Roses said...

Me again. It's Saturday.

As you don't FB, I had a thrill this morning.

I woke up to a dying cockroach, not my usual caliber of bedroom company.

Ho hum...that's the downside to staying in the tropics.

Hope you're enjoying your battenburgs.

1:44 pm  
Blogger Kevin Musgrove said...

They're selling lemon-flavoured Jammy Dodgers in the Co-op now. What a world.

7:06 pm  
OpenID moreidlethoughts said...

Some non-blogging friends want me to send greetings.Three women, one breast between them. They reckon anything's possible.

Cucumber and marzipan? Really?

9:49 pm  
Blogger Kerrie said...

Hi Kaz, happy Sunday.
Not to sure about the cucumber baskets with the marzipan Rog is flogging.
I think it may work with a melon.

12:56 pm  
Blogger Ponita in Real Life said...

Warm hugs from Canada, Kaz. Hope you are comfortable. If you eat enough of those Battenburgs, I'm sure you'd be in a stupor just from the sugar!

10:58 pm  
Blogger Zig said...

morning!
XXX

9:05 am  
Blogger Roses said...

Ugh. It's Monday morning.

I think Monday sucks. Whatever you're doing, where ever you are.

Bleugh.

A bit like how I feel about Rog's cucumber and marzipan baskets. I would ask if he's pregnant, but having seen him round Dave's, I know this isn't the case.

1:20 pm  
OpenID moreidlethoughts said...

Hello! I see "your lot" won the bike race as well.Americas Cup next?

2:37 am  
Blogger Scarlet Blue said...

*Enter Scarlet, stage right, wearing wrinkly tights, and carrying a tempting tray of tea things and a plate of macaroons*
Sx

8:56 am  
Blogger Roses said...

*sneaks up and swipes a macaroon*

11:20 pm  
Blogger Scarlet Blue said...

They are very more-ish!
Sx
Yesterday I lost half a nature valley bar in my tea and created tea-porridge in the bottom of my mug. Not so more-ish.

9:07 am  
Blogger Arabella said...

Hope you are having a tea-porridge free Tuesday.

6:26 pm  
Blogger Macy said...

Just brought the dog round to clear up the ocean of cake crumbs and tea porridge round here.

God knows, someone'll be round with more cake soon...

Take care

9:10 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marzipan cucumbers and tea porridge? Bloody 'ell! No wonder you're poorly!

I'm Idlethoughts cos Blogger doesn't like me.

9:58 am  
Blogger Roses said...

Busted.

I brought some freshly baked banana bread. No, not done by me. Don't be silly. Made with bananas grown by my brother, baked by his MIL.

*leaves a piece on floor for Ned*

How are you doing lovely Kaz?

1:50 pm  
Blogger xl said...

Heard Magic Bus at lunch today, so thought of you!

6:20 pm  
Blogger tony said...

KAZ! You Are Mentioned HERE ! Much Love XXXXX

11:17 pm  
Blogger Donn said...

Dear Kaz,
Those Kiples & bits must be covered in crack because they look like mini pieces of house insulation?

I came back to the blogosphere to see how you're doing? You seem to be as funny as ever, trade costumes with one of those do-gooders traipsing back and forth and sneak off to Spain.

I'm stuck on Facebook? On top of all my other shortcomings, apparently Sloth has managed to take over the gang...I don't know how Sloth beat out Lust and Envy?

Come over and visit me..
it's infinitely more annoying than Twitter and Blogger, but it's so easy.

XXX OOO
Donn :)

3:19 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

thanks for all these - been a bit tired, but stillaround.
rog - i saw that cucumber boat on telly.
sorry cant do individual replies i'llrally round soon.

4:46 pm  
Blogger SSS said...

Hi Kaz,

Hope you're still having a good time with Mr Kipling. I'm a French Fancy girl myself.

SSS x

7:03 am  
Blogger Kerrie said...

Kaz: Nice to see your writing. I almost expect your entries to be cake smeared.
Love to you x ( and Mr Kipling )

2:22 pm  
Blogger Scarlet Blue said...

...and apologies for the tea porridge... that'll teach me to dunk inappropriate objects...
Sx

5:01 pm  
Blogger dinahmow said...

Apologies accepted, m'dear.
(I've always wondered why the cakes' name wasn't also changed after the war...I wonder about these things.)

11:07 pm  
Blogger dinahmow said...

But I suppose people didn't fancy a slice of Mountbatten...

11:07 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

Kaz, fancy some Dusty?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl8fKAYQuPk

x

9:23 pm  
Anonymous 63mago said...

A double windsor for me ...

9:45 pm  
Blogger Zig said...

hello lovely Kaz! Made scones you know (well nearly, watched while they were being made) they were very nice but who can be bothered with all that eh? Mr K deffo the way to go :)

XXXX

5:38 pm  
Blogger Roses said...

Hellooooo!

I haven't forgotten you, you'll be disappointed to note.

I'm drinking lime juice and imagining how you'd make it far more unhealthy.

1:41 am  
Blogger Rog said...

http://yfrog.com/0qcvpij
Will this do as a postcard from Dorset Kaz? It's a bit like the Acropolis when the sun comes out

8:53 am  

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