Heather Mills McCartney again - SORRY
I know I’ve already had my say about Lady Heather and Bert - but I had another thought. Well TWO actually.
1: I remembered how we all used to despise Saint Linda with a passion. Paul was quite cute in those days (1969) so I suppose we were just jealous. Linda posed a particular threat to us Brits because she was American. When Paul let her pretend to play the keyboards in ‘Wings’ we wanted to kill her. Wings didn’t have any female fans.
I don’t know when we started to love Linda. I think it was after she died.
2: We now know that Heather (‘una chica mala’) wasn’t a prostitute because she said so. The pics in the red tops are from ‘ an instructive sex guide not pornography’.
But - she is LADY Macca. So I’m wondering about the spouses (if they exist) of Shirley Bassey, Helen Mirren and Kelly Holmes? What do they get out of it?
Is David Furnish Lady Elton John or Lord Consort Elton John?
Don’t we have an equal ops law here?
OK What I really mean is .... if you must deal out these stupid antiquated ‘Honours’ why do the female hetero spouses like HMM have to get a title as well?
Just scrap the whole thing!
KAZ
posted by KAZ at 10:03 pm
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I was intrigued by the story that Heather was a prostitute before she met and married Paul.
I mean....BEFORE?
£5,000 a night allegedly. I'd do it for a tenner (with a bit of hoovering thrown in).
sl: - Once a pro.. always a pro.
Coolbuddha:- What a coincidence - I was just sitting here wondering how long I could procrastinate before finding the hoover.
I'll pay all your travel expenses.
For those of us of a nervous disposition, please specify what "a bit of hoovering thrown in" entails. Is it just a bit of unerotic housekeeping as part payment (I do hope so), or does it involve something far less tasteful?
You will understand that this enquiry is purely academic. I am much to old to be involved in strenuous physical exercise, such as housework.
Vicus:-
I must tell you that 'Coolbuddha' is the most tasteful blogger I know.
I never liked her, and i'm not even a Beatles fan really, but she was (and is) such a stuck up cow.
It makes me smile to know she was really just a common whore. Poor Macca though.
Saffyre - I don't really think the words 'poor' and 'Macca' really go together somehow.
Sad git maybe?
You know, I got pretty annoyed with the Sun's coverage of HMM's past as a pro - 'sick, disgusting acts' 'shameful' - 'Click thumbnails for larger images'. I'm not sure of the difference between what she did and what they pay the tarts to do on Page 3.
Yes - I always thought Claire Short was so brave when she stood up against page 3. I tried defending her at the time.
No one stood up for me.
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