Sid and Nancy
But what about the glamorous Nancy? It would be like asking Sophia Loren to live in Wolverhampton.
So far (according to the Manchester Evening News) Nancy is swanning about between London and Rome while Sven is in Manchester living the bachelor life.
If I knew his address I could go round and cheer him up.
'Ulrika' and 'her off Celeb big brother' weren't mentioned. Nancy doesn't seem to be too concerned about the movements of her perfidious, two timing, randy boyfriend.
However, last week Nancy made her first visit up 'ere - to visit - wait for it - Rochdale!! Wearing killer heels she kicked off a footie game at a local college.
Sven was conveniently at an away game down South.
The body language in this photo (esp. his left hand) suggests that Sven might prefer this arrangement.