Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Sid and Nancy

I still can't believe that Sven is running Man City - the Everton of Manchester.

Man City supporters are just common lads from Burnage and Gorton - not millionaires from California and Australia.

But what about the glamorous Nancy? It would be like asking Sophia Loren to live in Wolverhampton.

So far (according to the Manchester Evening News) Nancy is swanning about between London and Rome while Sven is in Manchester living the bachelor life.


If I knew his address I could go round and cheer him up.



'Ulrika' and 'her off Celeb big brother' weren't mentioned. Nancy doesn't seem to be too concerned about the movements of her perfidious, two timing, randy boyfriend.


However, last week Nancy made her first visit up 'ere - to visit - wait for it - Rochdale!! Wearing killer heels she kicked off a footie game at a local college.


Sven was conveniently at an away game down South.

The body language in this photo (esp. his left hand) suggests that Sven might prefer this arrangement.

KAZ

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20 Comments:

Blogger garfer said...

The monobrowed Gallaghers support Man City.

They've got even more lolly than Lollio.

I bet Lollio would beat them in a fight though. She's well hard.

6:13 pm  
Blogger ziggi said...

nice boots tho'

6:36 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

Whenever I think of Sven I sing his name to the Hans Christian Andersen song as his name scans exactly.

I hope City win the league this year for Sven and the fans, if not for the chairman.

7:54 pm  
Blogger I, like the view said...

did Nancy purchase that dress and matching gloves from TK Maxx or Top Shop? maybe she's moving up for the shopping

8:14 pm  
Blogger Old Wom Tigley said...

LOL, I can't help but comparing Sven to Mr. Burns off the Simpson...
Nancy's boots are certainly not made for walking never mind football.
But city seem to be doing well, which will make the darby games much better

9:18 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Garfer:
Lollio + killer heels = 10
Gallaghers + baseball bats = 7

Ziggi:
Yeah as long as you don't need to walk or play footie.

Geoff:
I remember Danny Kaye.....

"I’m Sven Johan Ericsson,
I’ve many a tale to tell
And though I’m a cobbler,
I’d say
I tell them rather well
I’ll mend your shoes and I’ll fix your boot
when I have a moment free
when I’m not otherwise occupied
as a purple duck, or a mountain side,
or a quarter after three
I’m Sven Johan Ericsson
That’s me!"

No Everton should win. City 2nd.

View:
Well she won't find it in Rochdale - they haven't even got a Primark.

Wom:
Yeah!
Good comparison about Nancy and the boots. I used to love that song.
Are you Man City , Man United or Hyde United??

10:42 pm  
Blogger Old Wom Tigley said...

Hi Kaz: errr! is it safe for me to say Man United? should I hide now if I see you around the canals of Ashton? :)

11:53 pm  
Blogger tony said...

Maybe Nancy thought she was in Italy? Rochdale does have a passing resemblance to Pompeii.........

7:35 am  
Blogger Dave said...

I have no idea about what you are talking; I suspect it might be whippet-racing, although the funny-shaped ball in the penultimate picture makes me wonder if it may be about Association Football.

9:37 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Wom:
Hmmmmmmmm........
Well at least we can both hate Liverpool.

Tony:
Buried for 2000 years and you can't tell the difference.

Dave:
Is it the word 'soccer' that you're looking for?

10:29 am  
Blogger Betty said...

Isn't Manchester more like Barcelona these days? Well, I'm sure it's more like Barcelona than Wolverhampton is these days, although I could be wrong as I've not visited Wolves for a number of years.

10:34 am  
Blogger Murph said...

I've started a new song to the tune of "Mad Dogs & Englishmen". Although it does look as though Nance has spent too much time in the midday Sun.....and the morning edition!!

4:56 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Betty:
Just a rumour put about by the Manchester Tourist Board.

Well - we both have a Mango and a Zara .. but then I suppose Wolverhampton does as well.

Murph:
You could call it *Mad Nance and Swedishmen*.

7:20 pm  
Blogger Mopsa said...

Ooh, those Louboutin boots - yes please! Yummy, Perfect for mucking out the goose hut today. Do you think she's lend them to me to test them out?

11:19 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Mopsa:
I'm such a cheapskate I had to Google 'Louboutin'.
Can't see Nancy mucking out the goose hut in Doc Martens!

8:09 pm  
Blogger stitchwort said...

You have to admire a woman who is prepared to walk about in public in that sort of fancy dress.

9:02 am  
Blogger MJ said...

Boot lust.

Love the red bottoms.

2:37 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Stitch:
Yes:
The world has enough introverts.

mj:
Yes;
So does Sven - I hear.

7:31 pm  
Blogger KAZ said...

Oh and I meant his RIGHT hand.

And here's the latest

8:40 pm  
Blogger Flaming Nora said...

I've always thought Nancy Dellollips was put on this earth to remind us that dolly birds will never go out of fashion.

4:20 pm  

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