let's Hear it for GORDON

Puleeeese .....Will everybody stop being horrible to Gordon

Or GoBo as we now know him.

OK - I know he's been shouting at a few people but that's because he's never been on one of those 'Negotiation Skills' courses like Tony and Dave. And he can't let it out on the Rugger pitch like the old days - when he had two eyes.

So YES - I'm backing Gordon Brown!

He's awkward and difficult to like and has no social or communication skills. But Tony had those in buckets didn't he?

(Thanks to Mr Rabbit for the pic)

So give Gordon a chance. Stop blaming him for Blair's crimes. They all supported the Iraq war apart from Robin - it was a brave person who would take the risk that Saddam had no WMD.

And Gordon did fix up our economy - for a bit.

That nice Mr Cameron will solve our education woes by giving us good teachers with 2.2 honours degrees. Would he really turn away a Physicist with a third*?

I don't think so.

All new mums will get a special maternity nurse in the home for 6 hours a day - she'll probably start shagging the husband who will be desperate for it by this time. Ask Jude Law about it.

Oh and David's in favour of overturning the fox-hunting ban which 'made him furious'.

Gordon is so pathetically gauche he can't do it the smarmy Blairy way.

OK - he may be a lost cause - but let's give him a bit of support.

Or else the pup gets it ... and so do WE!
KAZ

P.S. There's a letter in yesterday's paper that says it so much better.