Groovy

I've asked Kate to model it for me (above).
Probably mascara - I thought - so I scrubbed away with soap and water to no avail until a look in the magnifying mirror confirmed a wrinkle.
Now, for a woman who watched the first episode of Coronation Street, this comes as no surprise. By the time Factor 35 was invented it was too late for me and I always preferred Poyfilla to prevention anyway.
But I thought that wrinkles were caused by facial expression. You know like laughter lines and frown lines. So how did that deep longitudinal groove appear just there?
Would any of these emotions have caused it?

Done Fadeaway couldn't be on the Five Boys wrapper could she?



But I might try this.

Labels: Hope Dave prefers Kate to Sam.