Use them or Lose them

Apparently , if you don't use your Airmiles, you'll lose them.
So we're flying to Paris on Sunday ...... for nowt !

I was there about 6 years ago. Do you recognise the building?


I shall be leaving my binoculars and Bill Oddie outfits in Manchester and aspiring to look like a shabby chic Parisienne.

Here are some suggestions I found:


That jacket is nice - but I shall not be wearing the shoes (too high) or the dress (too red and white).

Am I grown up enough for this?


Hope I don't need that umbrella.

However:
I intend to be insouciant rather than inebriate.
I shall be petite rather than shortarsed.
And - instead of pies - I shall be eating tartes or tortes or tartelettes.

So wish me Bon Voyage - I'll be back by Thursday.


KAZ