Tattoo?

Where do you stand on tattoos?

Me?

I always find them a bit unsavoury (my favourite word at the moment). It's probably a generation thing, but tattoos still say docks, flick knives or so drunk I didn't know what was goin on m'lud.

Anyway, as I've mentioned before, I rarely do anything irreversible like piercing my ears or giving birth.

So when Becks ran out in his short sleeved shirt at Wembley last week I was not impressed. Although the arms were awful, they can be covered. But what will that neck look like when he's 75?

Let's hope this is back in fashion by then.

And on Wednesday I discovered he was chosen by adults as the most suitable role model for children! And there's worse - second on the list is David Cameron!!!!!

Here's a pic of Dave's arse.

KAZ