Idle Wanker

Kev doesn't go to work any more.

He hasn't retired - he's not old enough (although he's not quite young enough to qualify for toy boy status).

He just didn't go back to work last Autumn.

Anyway - He's turned idling into an art form.

9a.m. Kev makes cup of tea and takes it back to bed with previous day's Guardian Crossword.

10.15a.m. 3 cups of tea later and crossword is often finished.

10.30 a.m. Listens to Ken Bruce's 'Popmaster' which gives him something to moan about for the rest of the day

11a.m. Has coffee with Kaz - except she's normally gone out by now.

noon: Walks to Gaffa's for 30p Guardian.

Afternoon activities include Soduko/sudoku (?) Evening News word puzzle, playing guitar and sending e mails to the website of a well known Merseyside football team who don't play in red.

6p.m. Starts to cook with glass of red in hand.

Footnote 1:
Yes there is a place called 'IDLE' and they do have a Working Man's Club

Footnote 2:
A recent crossword had the clue 'No stains made by wankers' (8 letters) - hint: it's an anagram.

I WAS SHOCKED! The guardian is such an esteemed organ.

KAZ